Gwockomali

The kind of avocado salsa spread they serve in Jersey.

Yo, dis gwockomali tastes like shit...where dey make it? Noo Yawk?

by harry flashman July 29, 2003

glockoma

When you shoot someone with a glock and they fall into a coma..

I shot him with a glock and put him in a coma now what does he have... glockoma

by sebastian garcia March 10, 2008

glockoma

The condition resulting from a gunshot wound to the head. Yep your dead!

'...As I state earlier officer, the fool kept steppin, so as a precautionary measure,I lined up with his brow piece and the result was one stiff fuck stick lying in a glockoma."

by Inducedglockoma March 13, 2009

Glookcomanation

When your glook gets jammed while you have glookcoma while fighting a nation.

Yo do you really have glookcomanation right now while fighting a nation?!

by The coonanators May 19, 2023

Gwockomali

none needed, just randomly say it during silent, serious or quiet moments randomly

< silence >
"Gwockomali!!"
*people laugh*

by Jenny June 25, 2003

glockma

Another word for fuck or shit.

Ahh glockma

by Jaud November 26, 2024