gilgashit

An excrement of epic proportions. Often performed in times of serious need to get out of something. The word comes from the Sumerian epic of Gilgamesh, where an ordinary man sought after immortality. However, a Gilgashit is not about immortality or man's internal struggle, but about the nature of bowel movement and the courage it takes to leave such a mark on society.

Kid A - "Dude you were gone for two whole periods--where the hell were you?"
Kid B - "Completing the epic, man. Gilgashit."
Kid A - "Brock-lock."

by Rileson July 22, 2006

Epic of Gilgafail

noun: a failure so large that ordinary descriptions, such as "Epic Failure," cease to distinguish it from the ho-hum everyday failures. Takes its roots from the ancient Sumerian text _The Epic of Gilgamesh_.

Only you can decide when an Epic of Gilgafail happens. The prerequisites are that it must be painful, time-consuming, and/or humiliating.

by bagel4732 February 24, 2009

Wings of Gilgamesh

The action of holding up two broads in the air by their vaginas while flexing the biceps.
A test of true strength of mind and body.
When done correctly, the power of the great Sumerian King should flow from their bodies to your fingers.

"I heard John preformed the Wings of Gilgamesh on his side hoes last night."
"How in the fuck did that twig of a man get both wings in the air?"

by MeowingDog January 22, 2019

Gilgiti

a person or people belong to Gilgit, situated in the northern part of Pakistan (Gilgit-Baltistan).

Brave people in the world and the reason is they are snowborne and the most striking things are that they are courteous and reliable.

I am a Gilgiti.
We are Gilgiti.

by Kazmi January 5, 2010

On Gilgamesh

Usually stated by the infamous MrRret, a well recognized Counter Strike : Global Offensive player, also in fricca clan. This usually means "On God" or "On Momma". You can use different uses for this by saying something like "On Gillgly Willgy Mesh" or "On Gillygill-gilly mesh broski"

person 1: "those sussy ahh amongus characters are sussy" MrRret: "On Gilgamesh"

by GimyHima February 11, 2023

Gilgamesh

The best character in all of fate, the character who pimp slapped that bitch rider

That asshole rider messed with the wrong homosexual
Gilgamesh better than rider, bite me

by Imboredandtrolledmyfriend April 26, 2021

Gilgo Creeper

A person who hangs out or loves to frequent Gilgo Beach, NY or any other serial killer dumping ground.

Horner and Kramer are definitely Gilgo Creepers!

Horner always loves asking women if they like long walks on secluded beaches, typical of a Gilgo Creeper

by FormerCarGuy August 8, 2020