Gibbons Basics

A group of adolescent females who attend Cardinal Gibbons High School and conform to mainstream society's morals, values, and lingo. These girls partake in the same stereotypical activities together which include but are not limited to; coming to school every morning with abstract iced coffee drinks from Starbucks, wearing Vera Bradley handbags, excessive "rolling" of shorts that are much to small for them, use of the phrase "but actually", pretending to be intoxicated after consumption of little to no alcohol, and attending country concerts every weekend while wearing camo apparel because they think they are so "country." Symptoms of basicness also include unhealthy obsessions with Michael Kors, Tory Burch, llamas, Taylor Swift, and spandex.

"Hey dude check out those fine babes, they're pretty good looking lets go talk to them."

"Nah man, look at their iced coffee and spandex, those are some grade A Gibbons basics."

by S_Petro March 7, 2013

pulling a peter gibbons

Waking up one morning and deciding that going to work isn't going to happen and not caring about the consequences

Named after Ron Livingston's character, Peter Gibbons, in Office Space

I felt like sleeping in, so I'm pulling a Peter Gibbons.

by Krystal T January 1, 2006

Billy Gibbons

Billy Gibbons is a God of Blues/Blues Rock guitar. Even Jimi Hendrix once said he was one of the best up and coming guitarists around. He is the lead singer and guitarist of the blues rock band ZZ Top. Apart from incredible musicianship, he also has one of the greatest beards ever to grace planet earth.

For an example of Billy Gibbons' talent, listen to any track from the album Tres Hombres

by ieatorcs June 26, 2016

wax the gibbous

To perform fellatio during one's period. Used especially if the period falls between the first half and full moon phases.

Dude, when I get home, my girlfriend is going to wax my gibbous.

by Nyarlathotep February 18, 2004

Waxing gibbous

The name used to call a certain Finley courtier when he gets loud. Can be used in conjunction with ‘your fat’ or ‘fucking whale’ for maximum effect.

Beck: hey fin wattup u waxing gibbous

Fin: hey that’s so mean I only gained 25kg over lockdown what the hell man

by wittybanter1239 September 21, 2020

To Gibbons

Calling 'under the gun' in poker

What did you just do?!
I Gibbonsed!

I think he's going to Gibbons!

by xYB- April 12, 2010

cardinal gibbons

a catholic school, located between cary and raleigh, the guys are hot and they know it, the girls are hot and they have style unlike all the slutty ravencroft girls who only wear polos and pearls, the school is so small that everyone shares hook ups, everyone is so loaded with money that drugs are not a problem, their rivals are ravenscroft who really arent better in sports they just slip money to the refs before games, our cheerleaders have been nationally ranked the past like 10 years, soccer team is amazing, football is getting better, and no one can compete with the cross country team

Dude those cadinal gibbons girls are hot.

by Spencer April 23, 2005