GFF

Give a Fuck Factor; the level to which one gives a fuck, often measured on a scale from 0 to 100.

McDonald's patron #1: Excuse me, I had ordered a Big Mac, not a salad.

Laqueesha: <silence, examines fake nails>

McDonald's patron #1: Ummm...excuse me, miss? I had wanted a burger???

Laqueesha: <silence>

McDonald's patron #2: Dude, just give up. Her GFF is obviously 0.

by quacker1111 October 16, 2007

GFF

Get Fucked Fridays: fridays at work where you get fucked by your job by making you stay late or give you huge workloads or unveil huge projects that could have been started monday but no your boss is a dick and waited til friday.

person walks into work: good morning everyone looks like its another gff!

by jb7943 February 6, 2011

GFF

Go Fucking Figure

When simply saying 'Go Figure' just doesn't cut it.

Useful when chatting online to save time typing, as any acronym does.

'How was your day?'
'Shit'
'Why?'
'Despite having M.A.s and B.A.s out the wazoo, I still haven't been able to find a job'
'GFF'

by Lookit November 9, 2015

GFF

GFF= Greasy Fat Fuck

Billy weighed 380 pounds, and he was a gff.

by Willis December 18, 2004

GFF

Gluten Free Friend

My GFF shops the Gluten Free aisle at Kroger.

GFF's don't let friends have wheat bellies.

by aliballar May 8, 2013

GFF

Noun: Guilt Free Fucking, the act of carnal relations that takes place in a context in which one or both partners are able to avoid any and all feelings of guilt about the act.

I had already told her on numerous occasions that I would never marry her and that this relationship had no future, but she was still interested so we got together from time to time for some GFF.

by Goon-Squader February 1, 2007

GFF

Gay Friend Forever; this alternative to BFF specifies that said best friend is gay.

Random girl: So you and Josh are pretty close huh?
Me: Pshyeah! He's my GFF!

by courtneylovesit August 24, 2007