gaf

give a fuck.

"I don't gaf."
"no you dont understand, I'm not a gaffer."
"That issue barely registers on my gaf meter."

by GarmoMarni July 18, 2013

GAF

Gay as Fuck...........

Yo, that dude is GAF

by Gerrit Murray February 10, 2008

Gaffed

To have have someone, particularly an old man, excessivly squeez your arm, sholder, butt, or any body part to the point where it almost looks like molestation.

Hey man look at what Brother John is doing to Billy.
Oh man, he's been gaffed.

by Dave and Kieran October 21, 2004

gaf

A gaf is an unpopular surgical procedure in which a male's testicles are removed so they can be inserted into his partners vagina.

"A true sign of masculinity is to be double gaffed."

by senorgoopie August 20, 2020

Gaffing

The act of engaging in French kissing with a partner, or partners, used to express an excessive length of time.

Zac : How did the party go last night?

Owen : Oh it was good, I spend the whole night gaffing Katie

by MuffDiver420 April 05, 2019

GAF

Gay as fuck.

Hey bruno, can i touch yo dick. Yeh bro, thats GAF!

by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

gaf

"Gay as fuck" - A slang abbreviation to describe someone who is extremely homosexual in their appearance, or in what they say.

Girl 1: Does John seem a bit camp to you?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's gaf...

by golligysutton July 11, 2013