G.O.D.

Gold
Oil
Drugs

The Three Mighty Influences On Todays Society

"Yo I'm Gunna Go Get Some More G.O.D."

by Mr. Kitty With A Knife March 11, 2007

G.O.D.

Another way of saying I swear to GOD.

Yo, I smashed on that last night. I'm not even lyin. G.O.D.

by biggen72 July 10, 2009

G.O.D.

Gad's
Obvious
Disguise

G.O.D. is right in plain sight, but, few see it.

God is Gad. God is not Yahweh.

by Norm Alman August 27, 2009

G.O.D.

A shipping company that's full name is Guaranteed Overnight Delivery that operates in the United States.

This anti-venom needs to be in Washington by tomorrow! Somebody call G.O.D.!

by Noneg December 6, 2009

G.O.D.

Girls Over Douchebags.

boys always say M.O.B. as if they choose money over bitches. Girls choose their girls over douchebags. It a saying duh.

Ha, i'd choose my girls over that fool anyday, boys are douches.

by Babbyyygirl20 June 25, 2010

G.O.D.

Girls Over Douchebags.

boys always say M.O.B. as if they choose money over bitches. Girls choose their girls over douchebags. It a saying duh.

"Did you get it on with Danny or party with Lauren last night?'

"Nawh, i believe in G.O.D."

"Yeah, he just wants a piece of ass anyway."

"Ha, i'd choose my girls over that fool anyday, boys are douches."

by Dimepiecenukka June 25, 2010

G.O.D. B.O.I.

Stands for Godly Outrageous Dude But Outrageously Intelligent. If you see one, don't do anything. He can hurt mentally and physically.

Don't enrage the G.O.D. B.O.I. He will hurt your feelings.

by It_Not_Yoshi May 29, 2019