A strange breed of boy that is characterized by the following:
a)A grotesque nerd lisp
b)little or no neck
c) an unwarranted sense of importance
G-men often physically resemble turtles. Although, when creating a mental image of a G-Man ,you must keep in mind that these creatures lack the cuteness normally associated with turtles. They have actually been known to be abused by desperate bulimics who have built up a tolerance towards ipecac and are looking for a quick vomit session. Yes, G-men are really that gross!

girl 1 :So the other day while I was walking around campus, I saw a G-Man doing the gator chomp and smoking a blunt.
girl 2:. Yeah I remember seeing him too. He tried hitting on me but I kindly declined.

girl 1:Yeah, its a terrible idea for him to do anything evocative of an amphibian . He is just drawing attention to his nasty swamp like aura.

G-Man by fubrown88 March 27, 2010

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G-man

The act of a female sucking a guy’s ball sack while her nose tickles his arsehole. Particularly effective when the female has a large, pointy nose.

“Man that girl’s hot, but she’s got a weird nose, I’d love her to give me a G-man.”

"Look at the nose on that bird, bet she gives a good G-man"

G-man by Agallagher1987 September 29, 2009

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G-Man

A 'G-Man' is usually quite a cocky guy, with far apart eyes. The kind who wears vests and bling. Usually with far apart eyes and anger to make up for a tiny penis. Prone to teabagging people while they sleep.

'so is that your friend Grun?'

'ew, he's not my friend, he's such a g-man'

G-Man by niqqagal1367 September 11, 2012

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G-Man

Abbreviation of Goatman, aka Goatse.

G-Man is a terribly unpleasant image.

G-Man by anonymous February 15, 2004

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