fatball

people who think they're entitled for more than one seat on car/plane/bus/train because they decide to eat what is tasty, not what is healthy.

I am not talking about few extra pounds or even overweight people. I am talking about seriously OBESE fatballs, who think that their choice of lifestyle entitles them to more seats on public transport, more frequent healthcare checks, priority parking lots etc.

by 32121 December 19, 2017

American Fatball

"Sport" in which overweight Americans run 2 yards, bump into each other and fall to the ground. They then have a 5 minute rest period to recover from the "exertion". Apparently there is a ball involved, but usually the fatties let the 1 skinny black guy on the team have it and let him do all the work. Wearing padding is mandatory and seems to be of little value since the cushions of fat most players have could easily negate any damage and only serves to make it more of a pussy sport then rugby, which is hard since rugby is a game in which burly homosexuals attempt to grope each other.

Not wishing to leave the obese 90% of their population without a national sport americans invented american fatball.

by count bobular May 29, 2008

funball

A ripoff of baseball played by a few dudes and a few babes with a tennis ball and a Vortex Mike Piazza plastic, foam cushioned baseball bat. The game is played on a public little league field, therefore creating the neccessary need to hide your beer in a paper bag. Your team gets a point when a ball drops in the outfield without being caught. There are fielders from both teams in the outfield. If your teammate catches the ball, your team gets 2 points. If the opposing catches the ball you lose a point and get an out. You can play with 5 or 10 outs. Depends on how lazy you are. If the pitcher catches an infield fly ball, the scores reverse.

We played Funball until Jarod took a comebacker in the nuts.

by Ian C. September 25, 2005

Furballing

The act of giving a blowjob to the point of ejaculation, letting him cum in your mouth, and then spitting the cum out on the nearest cat.

"Did you just pet the cat? He's all sticky and matted."

"Oh damn, Amanda must have been furballing on him last night."

by A-Dazzle September 28, 2012

furball

getting sucked off by someone with braces, causing your pubes to tangle up in the braces creating a furball effect.

that girl got a good old furball last night

by sumbum boy January 4, 2011

Furball

A cuter furry, sometimes younger than most furries, such as middle schoolers

Im the only furry in my group of friends, but according to them, im also the cutest of us, making me a furball

by Starry "star" Nightstreak September 12, 2015

fufball

Someone who is cute but in a fuckable way. A popular example would be Emma Watson, beloved, adorable, but it doesn't stop you from wanting to be in her pants.

Oh, Emma? Dude, she's a total fufball.

by Michadi September 20, 2016