furt

When one is to drop a gargantuan turd but blast a fart halfway through causing a rapid unscheduled disassembly.

Dude i'm sorry i just took a fat furt in your toilet

by victorcharlieinthefield January 18, 2021

Furt

When you rip a fart so hard it can hurt for days.

A couple days ago I furted and my ass still hurts.

by Furtmonger99 January 06, 2010

FURT

1. acronym: fucked up right there.

Typically preceded by "that's"

Jimmy: dude, check out this youtube of "Funky Forest - After School Club"
Jeb: Dude! That's FURT!

by Jay-Fizz November 08, 2010

Furt

A fart that hurts.

"The other night I ate so much beans and cabbage that I got the furts and had trouble sitting down.

by Marc Sauve December 16, 2005

FURTS

A person who reeks of smelly furts, and is a confirmed King of swing

Hey joey , you smell like furts

by Reekysmells5 February 23, 2019

Furt

The Definition of Furt is Fart in my little sitters words

Ew You Furted You nasty Tird

by Dark Scopez December 04, 2020

Furt

1. Being ass-raped so much that it hurts.
2. It encapsulates all of the disgustingly negative qualities that a person can possess.

"I can't sit down because of the furt."
"That guy looks like a Furt.."

by melissa12345 July 01, 2009