furt

When one is to drop a gargantuan turd but blast a fart halfway through causing a rapid unscheduled disassembly.

Dude i'm sorry i just took a fat furt in your toilet

by victorcharlieinthefield January 17, 2021

Furt

When you rip a fart so hard it can hurt for days.

A couple days ago I furted and my ass still hurts.

by Furtmonger99 January 6, 2010

FURT

1. acronym: fucked up right there.

Typically preceded by "that's"

Jimmy: dude, check out this youtube of "Funky Forest - After School Club"
Jeb: Dude! That's FURT!

by Jay-Fizz November 9, 2010

Furt

A fart that hurts.

"The other night I ate so much beans and cabbage that I got the furts and had trouble sitting down.

by Marc Sauve December 28, 2005

Furt

The Definition of Furt is Fart in my little sitters words

Ew You Furted You nasty Tird

by Dark Scopez December 4, 2020

Furt

1. Being ass-raped so much that it hurts.
2. It encapsulates all of the disgustingly negative qualities that a person can possess.

"I can't sit down because of the furt."
"That guy looks like a Furt.."

by melissa12345 July 1, 2009

furt

an unexpectedly painful fart. Fart + hurt = furt.

"Yeeouch!" exclaimed Kevin, having just been surprised - and nearly ruining his shorts - by a larger -than-expected furt.

by qtjoni March 17, 2015