Furniturelessness

When you have a home, apartment, or staying with others and you don't own any home furnishings.

I just moved into my new apartment and I don't have a bed, chair, or table to my name. I'm suffering from Furniturelessness.

by yes juanito yes May 16, 2014

Face Furniture

Another term for a man's beard

"Look at that guy's face furniture....I could totally sit on that!"

by toldyouZed May 21, 2016

MSN furniture

A term used for people who are online all the time even when they're not chatting. they're just part of the 'furniture'

Andy is online so much, she is just MSN furniture.

by Andydeek November 11, 2005

Furniture abuse

Deliberate violence towards chairs, tables or other items of furniture during a theatrical production. The most common form of furniture abuse is knocking over chairs or throwing them across the stage. Frequently seen in operas, furniture abuse is usually perpetrated by characters as an expression of rage or great despair, although some cynics claim it merely shows a lack of imagination on the part of the director

"There was a lot of gratuitous furniture abuse in the recent Covent Garden Ring cycle"

by Faye Courtney September 14, 2008

furgot

another word for gay furries, can also be used as an alternative for the word faggot in general.

Dude 1: (walks into room) Hey, man, whatcha doing on the inter- OH GAWD
Dude 2: (is viewing furry porn) OH GOD DON'T LOOK

Dude: 1: WOAH DUDE YOU'RE A FURGOT OMG

by Kipst3r September 15, 2013

furniture thunder

When your upstairs neighbor is moving furniture in such a way that you confuse it for thunder.

Sometimes, furniture thunder is so loud, that it is in fact mistaken for real thunder.

"Gary, did you hear that? Is that thunder I hear?"

"No Beth, that's Eric upstairs again. Just some late night furniture thunder."

by Medicus007 August 16, 2016

furnophiliac

someone who likes having sex with furniture

maria is such a furnophiliac, she likes to pleasure herself with her bedpost

by sellinchocolate June 29, 2010