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Shame-Flation

Blaming "Cancel Culture" and playing the victim when someone gets blowback for doing or saying something awful, hurtful, and/or upsetting.
We all make mistakes, and it's liberating to own them, apologize, grow, and learn to be a better person. So why does everyone on Fox shame-flation responses to their bile and play the victim by blaming Cancel Culture?

Everyone has a first amendment right to say what they want, and everyone has a first amendment right to answer crappy things with anything from gentle criticism to harsh blowback.
by JaneGordon.com March 21, 2022
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fellationship

(n.) A sexual realtionship between two or more people in which fellatio is the only form of affection/contact. Usually pejorative, suggests the relationship is lacking.
Term applies mainly to heterosexual relatioships but also acceptable when used in male homosexual context. Not applicable in female/lesbian relationships.
"Susie is so deluded. She thinks Bob likes her but they don't even make out or have sex. She just comes over and blows him. That's not a relationship, that's a fellationship"
by HelenHar January 30, 2007
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Wildcat Formation

An offensive formation, generally found in a nightclub or bar, in which three or more cougars strategically position themselves in close proximity to their unsuspecting prey. Derived from the offensive formation used in football.
Zach: Hey bro. Check out your 6 o'clock. Wildcat formation in progress.

Morris: Good eye buddy. Let's order these kitties a saucer of milk.
by super adam October 27, 2009
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Fartation

The movement a person makes when one gases uncontrollably.
I could tell it was Becky who gassed us because of her obvious Fartation.
by Shitfacelarneau May 31, 2009
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de fellationibus non curat lex

A legal principle, translating from the Latin as, "the law does not concern itself with blowjobs", based on the more well known phrase, "de minimis non curat lex", which means, "the law does not concern itself with trifles." The principle holds that blowjobs aren't really sex, and therefore laws regulating sex should not apply, or at least not as strictly, to blowjobs. Although the principle of "de fellationibus non curat lex" is often credited with former U.S. President Bill Clinton's victory against impeachment, it should be noted that the principle is not universally accepted, and persons who intend to participate, either as the insertive or the receptive partner, in blowjobs should familiarize themselves with the particular laws of their jurisdiction.
Defense counsel: Your Honor, my client clearly cannot be charged under this statue; after all, de fellationibus non curat lex.

Judge: This court has no choice but to side with the defense. Case dismissed!
by Atemperman May 27, 2006
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Fellationship

A relationship in which the only commonality is male recipient oral sex.
My friend and I have a fellationship, I give him head and he pats me on mine...
by Sillylala October 18, 2008
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Fauxlationship

A relationship that isn't a "real" relationship (i.e. "We're going out. You are my --- and I am your ---"), but attempts to carry on as one, albeit half-heartedly, despite this fact.

Note: this is not the same as people who define their relationship as an "open relationship", as fauxlationships lack sturdy titles of any sort.

This is similar to FWB, except that the "couple" pretends to be more exclusive than they actually are. They may go on "fauxdates" with each other (like a romantic outing to McDonalds). They don't want to commit actual time and money to go on real DATE dates, but they want to occasionally pretend to do so (usually for the sake of one partner's feelings). They might entertain the idea of being in a real relationship with one another, but the idea never comes to fruition.

Fauxlationships almost always carry on for much longer than they need to, and frequently lead to messy "faux-breakups" (wherein it feels like a break up, but they shouldn't be so upset, because they were never actually dating in the first place).
She and I have a lot in common. We go to the same school, we like the same band, we have a class together. We hang out at each other's houses, and we occasionally have sex. I want to date her, but she doesn't LIKE like me, and doesn't want to get tied down. We'll rent movies sometimes, but she doesn't want to go out in public with me in case anybody thinks we're actually going out. I would complain about our fauxlationship, but at least it's sort of like having quality time with her.
by Aschedjidoi December 4, 2010
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