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funny monkey disease

Funny monkey disease, or FMD, is just a nicer way to say AID's. It would be alot nice if you heard, sorry i gave you funny monkey disease, rather than, sorry i gave you AIDs. I mean, seriously, who wouldn't want to have something called funny monkey disease. It has the words funny and monkey in it. Sounds like fun
Sorry, I forgot to tell you, i have funny monkey diseas, you might want to get yourself checked.

Oh, ok....

-2 mins later-

What the hell is funny monkey disease???
by itchy2 January 10, 2009
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Funny monkey

Funny monkey is a monkey that does something funny enough to make one smirk, laugh, and/or giggle. Funny monkies may include; throwing a banana, a chin bubble thing, or making weird noises, and the "orange eat me you" meme.
Guy 1: The Funny monkey was pretty funny ngl.
Guy 2: It really was lmao
by hehehehahahafunny November 25, 2020
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funny monkey

something so funny it will make you die
OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY MONKEY!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!
by OsuEnthusiast June 17, 2021
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Funny Monkey

A sex act involving shoving a banana as far as you can up all 3 holes, and then screaming OO-OO-AH-AH-AAAAAH.
Timmy: I gave Michele a funny monkey last night
Billy: Did you scream loud?
by Anonymous_416 January 10, 2022
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Funnel monkey

The body of a person wherther dead or live that is sucked up into the funnel of a tornado and people can see it spinning around the funnel.

The term is used by teens ect. in tornado ally around the midwest and south part of the united states.

Funnel monkeys are not common but have been seen from time to time spinning around and around a tornado funnel.
Look there's a funnel monkey!
by Judge dredd7 May 20, 2011
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Funny Monkey

A monkey that's funny, supid, or ugly. Now that I think about, it can be any kind of monkey, but all is at least funny. XD
That monkey with the green hat was a very funny monkey.
by SSC March 5, 2008
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funee monkee bhop

when u hit mad p with your hops
teammate: "you have some funee monkee bhops skills"
you: "thanks"
*you fail to bhop to banana and fucking die*
by silver elite master January 12, 2021
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