Fungal Slut

A sweaty, sexually promiscuous woman that suffers from severe fungal infections due to sexual transmission or poor hygiene.

Kate is a smelly fungal slut; she has mold growing out of her armpits.

by Sussus Hapus July 1, 2021

Chips Funga

It's a Kenyan slang term for a chick involved in a one night stand .The guy never calls her after.
Most of the times she or they regret it later but still go on having one night stands.

Guy 1 : Hey ,remember the fine lass I was with last night ?

Guy 2 : Yes.How can I forget. You said you wanted to bang her bad.

Guy 1 : Well apparently I got some.Didn't even ask for her number.

Guy 2 : Nice!!! She's just a chips funga now....and in. some was...so are you.haha

by Brian254 June 10, 2014

non-fungible token

PNGs and JPEGs that cost tons of money but does nothing

A.K.A scam

Person 1: Hey dude, I just made a red monkey Non-fungible token.

Person 2: That hits hard, gonna take a screenshot.

by FreeHongKong8964 December 9, 2021

fungasm

1. The climax of a fun act.
2. The moment of the most intense enjoyment, amusement, or pleasure.

Ken and Meg were having so much fun, they experienced a fungasm.

by Art Vandellay January 22, 2006

fungal friendly

People who are open to using or being around people using magic mushrooms, i.e. boomers, shrooms, psilocybin mushrooms, psychedelic mushrooms, or fungi that contain psychedelic substances such as psilocybin, psilocin, or muscimol.

I am looking to hook up with people who are fungal friendly for some serious partying.

by Ncy January 7, 2007

Dick Fungi

The state of which living fungus is actively growing on a human male's reproductive organ, the penis.

Matthew was working in his tool shed on a new cage for his chicken coupe. All the sudden he had the strong urge to itch at his crotch. After minutes of scratching at his dick, his jeans being the middleman, he slid down his pants only to see a glowly green shine from his penis. The glow was extraordinarily bright, and after a couple minutes he could have sworn it started to move vibrantly around his 2 inch cock. Matthew has a bad case of Dick Fungi.

by Mkolesar25 November 19, 2011

Fungal in the jungle

Genital warts.

"I would have gone home with Tiffany, but I heard she has fungal in the jungle."

by JR PAPERSTACKS November 1, 2011