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funeralish

something that looks like it should be at a funeral
The invitaion Ashley picked for her wedding looks really funeralish
by Tcorinac August 21, 2008
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funraiser

1. a person who solicits fun and happiness.

2. a gathering held for such solicitation.
Those two have so much fun together just being around them is a funraiser!
by Uncle Junk July 7, 2007
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Puerto Rican Fundraiser

When one buys bulk candy at the nearest walmart, puts said candy in Fundraiser box and marks up the price for own profit. When the box sells out you simply replace the box to keep "Fundraiser" going 365 days a year and keep bills paid.
Hey bendejo the electric bill is a little high this month! It's okay papi I'll go to Walmart and set up a few Puerto Rican Fundraisers to get by.
by The Rubber Duckie 88 April 15, 2021
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funeralize

Funeralize is the state of being resulting from a funeral.
Following Tyrone's death, he was funeralized.
by Alison&Omar September 30, 2006
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police fundraiser

A group of cop cars or motorcycles on the side of a large roadway; usually not a highway but a mainstreet with a large gap between the nearest traffic lights; who have a radar pointing about a mile down the roadway. One of the officers will step into the middle of the road ahead and direct the speeding vehicle to the breakdown lane, or if the vehicle has passed, will chase it down in the police car.

Usually the purpose of this event is to get cheap tickets out of people doing 5 miles over the speed limit. This works well since wealthier people tend to have powerful luxury cars which can go very fast without them even realizing it. While claiming to be 'keeping the roads safe', they are merely looking for a cheap buck out of hardworking individuals. Driving in a straight line a little to fast isn't as dangerous as the assholes who switch lanes aggressively, cut faster moving traffic off, and tailgate. These pigs should be out patrolling, looking for aggressive drivers. Of course, if you're driving an expensive car, you'll get pulled over for being the victim.
The cops sat in the breakdown lane with a radar, scamming people going 5-10 MPH over in order to get a quick buck for the local police station. Meanwhile, a shitbox Honda cuts off my Lexus, and the cop 5 carlengths infront of him slams his brakes (real safe move asshole), gets behind me and pulls ME over for tailgating (as if he could have assessed from that far ahead). I appealed that scam easily and got off free when the pig didnt even show up at the appeal hearing... but next time I won't be so lucky since I'm foolish enough to drive a car worth more than that pig's annual earnings.
by The Sub November 13, 2004
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Fundraiser

A person who goes above and beyond and raises much more money when doing a fundraiser.
Andrew: "Wow, David sold a lot of Popcorn for the troop."
Chris:"What a fundraiser"
Andrew:"I know, he raised 400 dollars while second place only raised 20.
by SOOPa January 11, 2010
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funeraldirector.hutao

An amazing person who should marry me 😞
funeraldirector.hutao 😎😎😎
by Mitsuri_k August 29, 2021
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