Funch

A cool guy who is very good at playing Swain. he is very tall and sexy

Hey it's Funch. He is so good at Swain

by Elbo69 February 14, 2021

Funch

To take one's lunch-break, and engage in any number of sexual acts with any number of individuals, instead of eating.

As a noun: "I'm going to take funch."

As a verb: "I hear Sally and Bob are funching." Or, "You dirty funchers."

by Todd M. December 14, 2006

Funch

To hunch someone in the face (sexual relations to another's face). Also applicable to oral sex.

I funched my Girlfriend last night.

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 28, 2007

Funch

The simple, pleasurable act of colliding with another object.

I walked around the corner and funched Ol 'Pappy!

by Lloyd Floyd October 27, 2009

Funch

Fucking after lunch.

"The chicken was great—now let's go have funch."

by Amazing Dude December 9, 2012

Funch

Funch: the fake punch.

Funching is the act of fake punching someone in the gut as a sign of macho friendship.

John regularly funches his buddies as a sign of friendship and camaraderie.

Jake threw a funch while passing Bob in the office.

by mpex January 21, 2009

funch

According to Rawson's dictionary of euphemisms, funch is having sex at lunchtime.

Do you want to meet for funch today?

by Emlyn G. Vole October 22, 2003