Funch

Fun + lunch = Funch

Simple, innocent, clean, fun lunch. Just fun. At lunchtime. Nothing lewd. Calm down.
Lunch is always so much fun with you. Let’s call it funch.
by AlMoPal February 25, 2019
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Funch

To take one's lunch-break, and engage in any number of sexual acts with any number of individuals, instead of eating.
As a noun: "I'm going to take funch."

As a verb: "I hear Sally and Bob are funching." Or, "You dirty funchers."

by Todd M. December 12, 2006
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Funch

To hunch someone in the face (sexual relations to another's face). Also applicable to oral sex.
by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 23, 2007
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Funch

The simple, pleasurable act of colliding with another object.
I walked around the corner and funched Ol 'Pappy!
by Lloyd Floyd October 27, 2009
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Funch

Fucking after lunch.
"The chicken was great—now let's go have funch."
by Amazing Dude December 09, 2012
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Funch

Funch: the fake punch.

Funching is the act of fake punching someone in the gut as a sign of macho friendship.
John regularly funches his buddies as a sign of friendship and camaraderie.

Jake threw a funch while passing Bob in the office.
by mpex January 21, 2009
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funch

According to Rawson's dictionary of euphemisms, funch is having sex at lunchtime.
Do you want to meet for funch today?
by Emlyn G. Vole October 23, 2003
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