Fumperdinked

an aggressive-alternative to bamboozled
or an alternative word for fucked.

Guy 1 - Shit, i got fumperdinked by my mum with a cock.
Guy 2 - well i got fumperdinked by my Date, she put roofies into my drink
Guy 3 - tf is a fumperdinked you autistic fuck?

by Dr. Mlem May 29, 2018

Fumpernickle

The combination of lint, fluff and dick cheese that builds up beneath the layer of foreskin on uncircumcised males

Shambah: Gosh darn it you shoulda seen all the fumpernickle i got out of my hood last night
Dolan: Haigh couldnt have been more than me, i have a fumpernickle blanket at home after a week of no showering

Shambah: holy moly Dolan your one crazy son of a bitch

by Chewsday August 10, 2021

Mother fumper

Mother fucker that humps bitches that don’t like being humped

Stan is such a mother fumper

by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018

Composting Flumpter

Person who falls off the toilet and then shits on the floor

John that composting flumpter, fell over again and shat on the floor.

by Chimikin October 5, 2022

Composting Flumpter

Person that falls off the toilet and then shits on the floor.

John that composting flumpter, fell over again and shat on the floor.

by Chimikin October 5, 2022