Fumpkin Job

When a chick sticks here finger in your bum while giving you a blow job.

Kevin: Miles did that chick give you a "fumpkin job"?
Miles: Yeah dude, I'm not sure if a finger in the bum from a chick giving you head is gay or not.
Kevin: totally not gay bro.

by MilesM21 December 19, 2009

Frumpt

A sexual act where two women rub their hoo-has together while clothed.

My hoo-ha is chafed. Shouldn’t have frumpted with Rebethany all night last night.

by The_Frumptingest April 26, 2023

One Night at Flumpty's

Another Five Nights at Freddy's fangame.
And no, not like the cheesy and unoriginal kind. It's done in a cartoonish yet well-done style, and the jumpscares are actually effective, in many people's opinion at least.
For more details, go check out the game yourself. It's free on GameJolt.

Random Idiot: Hey, did you see Markiplier play One Night at Flumpty's?

by Nuukill May 14, 2015

Frumpt

pronounced: frumped
The state of being pissed, anoyed and or depressed.
For ushaly no reason at all...
Mainly used when theirs just nothing to be happy about.

see frump #6

kevin: is franki alright? he looks really frumpt today
Steve: i herd his parents wont buy him a mustang

kevin: wow ...what a douche

steve: ya so now hes stuck with the jaguar, boohoo
kevin: wow ...what a bitch

by Fatt Mable October 19, 2009

Frumptastic

Something or someone that is especially frumpy.

Wow, look at her! That long flowing skirt combined with those sensible shoes and the rest of her matronly look is quite frumptastic!

by Faloola K Cheezy January 25, 2011

fumping

When someone gets fucked and dumped immediately thereafter. Usually by a frat boy.

J: "I really don't see the point in fumping!"
A: "I heard Kiki was fumped by Cedric the other day. Poor her."
J: "What an asshole. But what did you expect from a frat boy such as him..."

by thre macs no cheezes January 6, 2021

Fump Rod

Any long stick or pole that can be used to poke and/or prod someone repeatedly. After poking someone, the holder of the Fump Rod must shout "Fump Rod!" loudly and with pride. Often leads to irritation and anger by the person being poked.

Person 1: *Jabs random person with stick* Fump Rod!
Random person: WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?!

by gamerking60 December 20, 2007