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tiger fucker

A person who has been accused of having sex with a tiger because his/her pants are ripped in the butt and there are claw marks everywhere.
Prince Achmed was attacked by a tiger and his people called him a tiger fucker.
by Just Another Starkid November 30, 2013
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Tucker Fucker

Tucker Fucker — At noon on Monday April 24th 2023; Fox News made Tucker Carlson the poster boy for having foot put dead in his ass.

Fox News became The Tucker Fucker by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox News just had to Dominion Voting Systems.

For his scandalous behavior on air, and the lies he told about voting machines and on behalf of “Dolt 45”, Tucker was shown the door.

There were knives in his back and footprints all over his pants. When they were done with him, he didn’t even have a place to hang mistletoe to tell Fox News to kiss his ass!!!

If you’re not paying attention please take note: OLD WHITE MEN EAT THEIR YOUNG.

Like Michael Corleone, I’m sure Rupert Murdock was either at a wedding, funeral, or baptism when this announcement was made.

The first the public heard was that on Friday April 21st Tucker Carlson had done his last show.

Which came as quite a surprise to Tucker Carlson.

No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.
Fox News became The Tucker Fucker at noon on Monday April 24th 2023 by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox just had to pay to Dominion Voting Systems. No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023
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The dickhead who made the time-wasting piece of shit otherwise known as Facebook.
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dumb mother fucker

Beto O'rourke Threatened to take AR 15's from lawful owners. Beto is from TX, where it is legal to protect personal property with Deadly force.

Beto is a dumb mother fucker!
person a: Beto just proposed buying back assault weapons.
person b: How can they buy back what they never owned?
person a: Beto is a dumb mother fucker!
by Dead Pool Fan September 16, 2019
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Fucker Carlson

A complete imbecile of a FOX journalist who is extremely biased and partisan.
Tucker is an asshole of a journalist, and from here on should be called Fucker Carlson!
by LaughingAloud March 30, 2021
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Rock Fucker

A supporter of The Viral Podcast. Someone who supports Chelcie, Paige, Maggie, and Brett and their amazing podcast.
Hey hunnies, rock fucker here.
by RockFvckers April 7, 2022
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bee fucker

Someone who only fucks insects; specifically bees. Generally meant in a negative way.
Wow, Alia is such a bee fucker...
by astromantic August 1, 2016
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