fuckwit

A person who is not only lacking in clue but is apparently unable or unwilling to acquire clue even when handed it on a plate in generous portions.

Manos, you're a fuckwit.

by Jon Fuller October 17, 2003

fuckwit

any living organism capable of rationalisation skills but rather chooses to put aside any common sense and reason and mindlessly fucks-up (blunders and turns to shit) everything this waste of life and bane on existance happens upon. such entities often times also possess tendencies to verbalize and promote their opinions,thoughts,and feelings as though they were rules of nature and uncompromising truths and universal fact

some fuckwit sideswiped my car today while it was parked inside the garage blamed global warming and the gay agenda.

my fuckwit nephew knocked-up both his sister twice last year.

by grandmakunt June 10, 2016

fuckwhat

A fuckwhat is another name for a dumbass person who is extremely annoying at the given time.

Suzie is being a fuckwhat for acting like a total attention whore while at the theater when everyone is trying to watch the movie.

Scott is being a fuckwhat because he keeps saying bow chica bow wow when its not needed.

by zeldafan678 July 16, 2009

fuckshitbollockscunt

The expletive of all expletives, this should be reserved for use under only the most extreme of circumstances e.g. you spill bong-mix onto shagpile carpet

"FUCKSHITBOLLOCKSCUNT I SPILT THE BONG MIX ON THE CARPET! THERE'S A WHOLE OUNCE IN THE FUCKING CARPET!! FUCKSHITBOLLOCKSCUNT!!"

by Fludence March 9, 2009

Fuckshitmotherfucker-ohgodamit

A reaction to any offensive, puzzling, or comical event.
(When saying this word, make sure to raise the pitch of your voice throughout the entire word)

"I saw this kid walking down the hallway without any trousers, and I was like, ‘Fuckshitmotherfucker-ohgodamit!’"

Jimmy Febitze was being called a pansy in interior design class. After an insult was thrown his way he yelled, "Fuckshitmother-ohgodamit!"

Slippery told his friend Pete a very funny joke, in reaction to the punchline, Pete let out a shrill "Fuckshitmothrfucker-ohgodamit."

by Clayton Liberty April 1, 2008

fuckwitery

when one is demostrating at being a total fuckwit, they are are said to be performing fuckwitery

You are a total fuckwit, in fact you are at the top of the league of fuckwitery

by Todge Todgey November 28, 2012

fuckshitcock

A shout of extreme frustation at the current situation. Also abbreviated for the ears of children as "FSC!"

"Hey man, watch out for that stool, it likes to fall over."
*crash*
"FUCKSHITCOCK."

by Evil Badman April 19, 2004