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Carnival of Fuckupery

A Carnival of Fuckupery is celebration of High Order Douchebaggery. Simply put, an individual, or more commonly, individuals, are douching it up to such an extreme extent that there is nothing you can do to control the situation. And why would you want to do that? It will all come crashing down sooner rather than later, so crack a beer open some chips and settle in for the shitshow.
The mixing of Ketamine, whiskey and borderline Down Syndrome almost universally results in a Carnival of Fuckupery.
by BJ Himself February 3, 2009
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Fuckuled

To be extremely screw or fucked in any given situation.
I'm so fuckuled. My mom walked in on me and colin having the hottest sex of our entire lives.
by Drewlina June 16, 2007
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fuckipedia

The wonderful nickname given to wikipedia due to the fact that anyone can post bullshit on the site and get away with it.
So Abraham Lincoln was the 5th President of the United States and he was assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald? Thanks Fuckipedia for getting me an F on my history report of Abraham Lincoln!
by Jakob L April 19, 2007
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fuckuled

to be extremely fucked or screwed in any given situation
I'm so fuckuled. My mom walked in on me and colin having the hottest sex ever.
by Drewlina June 13, 2007
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fuckupedness

A state of being fucked up.
There's no reason to propagate that old fuckupedness into this new version.
by Voytek June 25, 2008
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Fuckuppery

Fu-cku-ppery (verb) {fuh-kuh-per-ree} : The act one engages in either intentionally or unintentionally, whilst aiming to get themselves well and truly fucked up. This may achieved through either;

1) a state of inebriation induced by overindulgence of either alcohol or drugs - prescription or illicit, or;

2) a state of personal and interpersonal apoptosis resulting from a lifestyle choice or course of action designed to bring about a fall from grace.

3) any combination of the above.

A period of fuckuppery may last anything from a few minutes, as in the case of Nitrous Oxide or DMT, up to months or even years in the case of severe occupational drug use, alcohol dependency, unwillingness to take responsibility for the consequences of ones own actions and watching television.

Whilst short-term fuckuppery can be excellent as social lubricant, stress reliever and dating aid long-term fuckuppery is very rarely beneficial in any way other than comedy value.
Now that's what I call fucking fierce, man. Ah well, never mind. I never did like that fucking evil blonde twatsack anyway. Merry Christmas and seasons fuckuppery to you and your kin!!
by doombadger December 23, 2010
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fuckused

"Fuck, I got fuckused."
by Ink Spot Mike May 27, 2007
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