Fu-cku-ppery (verb) {fuh-kuh-per-ree} : The act one engages in either intentionally or unintentionally, whilst aiming to get themselves well and truly fucked up. This may achieved through either;
1) a state of inebriation induced by overindulgence of either alcohol or drugs - prescription or illicit, or;
2) a state of personal and interpersonal apoptosis resulting from a lifestyle choice or course of action designed to bring about a fall from grace.
3) any combination of the above.
A period of fuckuppery may last anything from a few minutes, as in the case of Nitrous Oxide or DMT, up to months or even years in the case of severe occupational drug use, alcohol dependency, unwillingness to take responsibility for the consequences of ones own actions and watching television.
Whilst short-term fuckuppery can be excellent as social lubricant, stress reliever and dating aid long-term fuckuppery is very rarely beneficial in any way other than comedy value.
1) a state of inebriation induced by overindulgence of either alcohol or drugs - prescription or illicit, or;
2) a state of personal and interpersonal apoptosis resulting from a lifestyle choice or course of action designed to bring about a fall from grace.
3) any combination of the above.
A period of fuckuppery may last anything from a few minutes, as in the case of Nitrous Oxide or DMT, up to months or even years in the case of severe occupational drug use, alcohol dependency, unwillingness to take responsibility for the consequences of ones own actions and watching television.
Whilst short-term fuckuppery can be excellent as social lubricant, stress reliever and dating aid long-term fuckuppery is very rarely beneficial in any way other than comedy value.
Now that's what I call fucking fierce, man. Ah well, never mind. I never did like that fucking evil blonde twatsack anyway. Merry Christmas and seasons fuckuppery to you and your kin!!
by doombadger December 23, 2010
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The extent of my roommate's fuckupery is astounding; not only does she sleep until 5:30 every afternoon and miss her classes, but her nights are consumed by watching anime and reading Harry Potter fan fiction until she goes to sleep to start the whole cycle all over again.
by Platinum Myst May 10, 2007
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(fuh-cock-er-ree)
noun
Used to describe something that has been messed up with to the point of no return, or obviously completely made-up. Usually happens in order to make one appear either knowledgeable on the subject matter, or completely blameless in a messed up situation.
noun
Used to describe something that has been messed up with to the point of no return, or obviously completely made-up. Usually happens in order to make one appear either knowledgeable on the subject matter, or completely blameless in a messed up situation.
Jeremy got so fed up with Michael's fuckukery on Facebook that he posted STFU on his wall one day.
Your lawyer's legalese fuckukery won't erase the fact that you're so going to fry.
My brother's high blood pressure is a direct testament to the level of his current fuckukery.
Your lawyer's legalese fuckukery won't erase the fact that you're so going to fry.
My brother's high blood pressure is a direct testament to the level of his current fuckukery.
by AhmBringingSessyBack March 5, 2011
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Person 2: Oh you know, it was assigned to John, the resident Fuckupper.
Person 2: Oh you know, it was assigned to John, the resident Fuckupper.
by ArtistsUnited December 24, 2014
Get the Fuckupper mug.A Carnival of Fuckupery is celebration of High Order Douchebaggery. Simply put, an individual, or more commonly, individuals, are douching it up to such an extreme extent that there is nothing you can do to control the situation. And why would you want to do that? It will all come crashing down sooner rather than later, so crack a beer open some chips and settle in for the shitshow.
The mixing of Ketamine, whiskey and borderline Down Syndrome almost universally results in a Carnival of Fuckupery.
by BJ Himself February 3, 2009
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The rampant fuckmuppetry being exhibited by the clerks at the Department of Motor Vehicles caused me to briefly consider the act of defenestration.
by Ame Chan December 5, 2004
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