Fucktangular

An adjective to describe a situation that is complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Similar to clusterfuck, except an adjective instead of a noun.

Did you hear what's happening in the Middle East?

Yeah, its fucktangular

by lolersaurus December 4, 2018

Fucktangular

When a situation, usually romantic or family, is messy, grueling, and complicated in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Also ultrafucktangular, megafucktangular.

That dinner with my girlfriend and her family was 8 ways Fucktangular ... it's going to take me months to recover

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 3, 2020

fucktangular

Adj.

Of or pertaining to a complicated situation in multiple unpleasant and/or difficult ways.

"Wow, all this school drama is so fucktangular."
"The U.S. government is running just fucktangularly!"

by Killerkween December 4, 2018

fuckhandles

Alternative name for pigtails

Ooh, I'd grab those fuckhandles and ride her all night.

by alexxander September 5, 2008

fuckbungler

Fuckbungler (n): A person who is incompetent in every capacity. They are so poor at everything, they literally cannot even fuck correctly. Hence the term, fuckbungler. One who bungles fucks.

I had to redo the entire report, because my project partner is such an utter fuckbungler.

by The Weasel of Truth November 28, 2015

Fucktangular

A situation that was complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways

Joe: How did your vacation go?
Norman: Fucktangular don't ask

by OMGitscarl December 4, 2018

fucktackle

it is the name of a signature move made by Santoro.

She describes it as an action used in online games for flirting purposes. It is combination of getting someones attention, striping them down nude, tackling them, raping them and landing softly.

You just got :: fucktackled ::

by Santoro January 5, 2009