Fuckoon

A slur for a mischievous ferret whose biggest fear is that he'll be recognized as a racoon.

C'mon Fuckoon, you can't answer with a racoon meme for everything!

by DarMar October 16, 2018

mega-fuckton

equivalent to one million fuck tons (a fuck ton is approximately 200 shit-tons)

An extremely large quantity.

"I have a mega-fuckton of organic chemistry homework due tomorrow."

by Mimi Baker February 21, 2013

Fuckronaut

1. One who is completely fucked in the head.
2. What you become when you join the bazillion mile high club

Quite frankly, I don't trust either one of you Fuckronauts.

by Burchie April 28, 2010

Fuckoon

A pejorative term usually used by moderators on social forums to describe a complete idiot , it's a mash up of fucktard and buffoon

Please desist from your personal attacks , you're acting like a Fuckoon

by Ferretocious October 16, 2018

fuckaroni

Like saying fuck but better. Said in a situation of extreme emotion. Has nothing to do with macaroni.

person 1: heyy i broke ur phone.
person 2: fuckaroni!

by kc wasabi February 8, 2010

Fuckonami

A slang term used to express Konami's greed. Used usually by people who are criticizing Konami's greedy practices.

Fuckonami , they just implemented a new shady business practice into the new Metal Gear game.

by Fat Guy In Iowa May 7, 2018

Imperial Fuckton

Roughly 1200 Metric Fucktons. A unit of measurement in the extreme supurlative.

MY CETA is a star that has roughly 2 Imperial Fucktons of plasma.

by MatthewTay November 9, 2007