Fuckarounditis

"A behavioral disorder characterized by a mediocre physique and complete lack of progress, despite significant amounts of time spent in the gym."

Bro: Hey brah! You almost done with the squat rack? I need to do some curlz!

Me: You have fuckarounditis and you need help.

by dataguy October 14, 2011

fuckeroni

An Italian-American fuckhead. A word made up of fucker and macaroni (a bastardised Italian pasta).

Frank Bonura is a fat fuckeroni.

by Tanaka December 17, 2004

Fuckbacon

Fuckbacon is one word out of many to call a penis. It is a word used mostly by West Virginians and people of trashy lifestyles such as RedNecks, Hillbillys, White Trash,Truckers, etc.

1. Hey there little lady,would yins like to slide up on my fuckbacon?
2. Oh my, Suzanne, did you see the size of Jeds fuckbacon?

by Drizzy1333 October 4, 2009

fuckwagon

One whom wields so much fucking bullshit that they must have a wagon attatched to their ass to carry it all.

Eric: "Hey Billy, I had your mother last night."
Billy: "Fuck off Eric, you're full of shit."

Eric: "You know Claire, I heard Billy likes to wear little girls panties for fun."

Claire: "God Billy, Eric is such a fuckwagon, why do you hang out with him?"
Billy: "I don't. Who told you I hang out with him?"
Claire: "HE did."
Billy: "God, what a FUCKWAGON!"

by KaiKai June 30, 2007

fucktron

Sex with Robots

fucktron is sex with robots

by YouRobo June 16, 2013

Fuckagon

Also known as a sexagon.
More realistically known as a hexacontaenneagon.
A polygon with 69 sides.

Gregory: I haven't seen anything like that?
Ben: Well that sign's shaped like a fuckagon.
Gregory: I see.

by gregben May 27, 2023

fuckaroo

According to Stephen King in Dreamcatcher, fuckaroo means an extremely fucked up situtation, as opposed to fuckaree which means having a great time, usually but not necessarily, sexual.

Custer's last stand was one major fuckeroo for the US Cavalry.

by Hal Brown August 4, 2003