Jesus Fuckin Shit

What one would say when surprised, angered, or amazed by something. This is not blasphemous because you are not speaking of the Lord, just some dude with the same name, with explitives added for emphasis.

Don't rub your dogs balls in public. Jesus Fuckin Shit Dude! Use you head!

by Sublime0901 February 4, 2009

fuckin shit ass ho

something my brother says

Goddmanit you fuckin shit ass ho, what the fuck is wrong with you?

by Adam October 24, 2004

mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker

1. A profane insult thrown at those who express rudeness to an individual.

2. Someone who takes pleasure in eating excrement, and sucking a penis.

Why the fuck did you do that! you mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker!

by H to the muthafuckin Azel January 10, 2004

Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun

Something to say when a lab notebook is due soon and u have no time to do it.

AAAAAAAh my labnotebook is due and its 1:04 Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun!

by chandler December 1, 2002

fuken shit

used as a word of astonishment.

sick wog 1: bro indoor soccer made me tired az
sick wog 2: no fuken shit bro
sick wog 1: ey look at dat chik uleh!!
sick wog 2: fuken shit she fine az hell

by zubb February 5, 2008

Fuckin' Shit Damn Fuck!

What you can say when the teacher gives a surprise quiz.

Teacher: You have a test tommorow!

Student: Fuckin' Shit Damn Fuck!

by PirhanaPirate November 30, 2018

Fuckin Shit Piss Damn

Used when someone is very upset or shocked.

FUCKIN SHIT PISS DAMN... i dun spilled my drink!!

by hollizzle_wifey August 7, 2006