Fuckening Of Christ

An event or a period of time where something will go/goes horrifically wrong, or if complete chaos occurs. Used to describe tragic or terrible situations of any kind.

"It's the Fuckening of Christ!"

"That time Jeremy smashed his car into the gas line and started a whole wildfire was probably the Fuckening of Christ."

"It's gonna be the Fuckening of Christ when she hears about this.."

by binkazoid May 16, 2019

The fuckening

When a day is going too well . The fuckening has yet to occur

The day was amazing ...then came the fuckening. My parents died in a George Foreman accident

by TheMilkMan04 December 20, 2018

fuckising

During a sexual encounter, a decision to fuckis on one person

Tonight we’re not fuckising on me, but we’re fuckising on you. So tonight I’ll eat your pussy if tomorrow you suck my dick.

by Valsboobhound August 8, 2020

fuckeling

A mixture of cuddling and fucking.
Also: fuckle, fuckled

My girlfriend and I were fuckeling last night.

by zoso6767 April 1, 2009

The fuckening

When your day goes too exceptionally well and something comes along to ruin it.

“Yep, there’s the fuckening” I said. It was going to be a great week. Today was Tuesday and my birthday was tmr, and I got the honour of skipping my most hated classes to help out with some other stuff at school, so I’ve been looking forward to this for a while. Then, while I was walking my dog to the dog park on my way to school, I fell down the stairs and twisted my ankle.

by Tasha Mali February 25, 2019

fuckening

When an evil wizard has sex with a virgin on the night the two moons come together in order to have a dragon baby and rule the world.

Guy 1: "Are you going to the fuckening?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, just as soon as I get the horn of a unicorn so I can slay the wizard"

by Watcher of Your Highness May 9, 2011

Fuckering

When your computer is buffering round and round for too long.

The internet if fuckering again, my show is taking too long to load!

by lash71 February 6, 2018