fucked down

Fucked Down is a term coined by my late friend Bryan Dixon to describe an object's condition after it had been seriously neglected and fallen to ruination.

(This in contrast to an object being "fucked up"; implying that a person performed an action on an object to bring it to ruination.)
"Hey man, you left that tractor of yours outside for so long, now it is so fucked down, its gonna take 5 days to fix."

(In contrast to: "When you tried to fix the tractor, all you did was fuck it up")
by bob owens December 14, 2008
mugGet the fucked downmug.

calm the fuck down

Some thing that about 98% of people should do.
by mAGIK bUS June 13, 2005
mugGet the calm the fuck downmug.

sit the fuck down

Originally coined by God when he choke-slammed Satan to what is now known as Hell.

To tell someone to "sit the fuck down" is to rub-in a victory of any proportion.
*Chuck just won a game of poker against some poker champion*

Chuck: SIT THE FUCK DOWN.
by NarooN November 25, 2009
mugGet the sit the fuck downmug.

calm the fuck down

Used when someone is asking too many things at once.
It is used when you are trying to get the first task done and received many more in rapid succession.
Aqil: Make sure /etc/resolv.conf is up to date
Paul: On it
Aqil: Here's another task; reinstall the OS on the new servers
Paul: Will do
Aqil: Here's another task; upgrade the SAN
Paul: Ok CALM THE FUCK DOWN
by apxcirrus September 12, 2013
mugGet the calm the fuck downmug.

shut the fuck down

A counter-word to "shut up" or "shut the fuck up". But deep inside, you want the person to uninstall his/her intellect, if any.
Joe: Why don't you just shut up?!
Schmoe: And why don't you shut the fuck down?!
by xandman December 26, 2004
mugGet the shut the fuck downmug.

Pipe the fuck down

1. Shut Up. Generally used whenever someone is being especially loud or annoying
2. I'm going to set fire to your house tonight. Generally used whenever a person does a rude action that would not make logical sense under the first definition. Popularized by Jenna Marbles, most of these threats soon prove to be legitimate.
1. Person A: blahblahblahblahblah
Person B: PIPE THE FUCK DOWN

2. Person A: -cuts Person B on an escalator-
Person B: -whispers into ear- Pipe.. the fuck..... down
Person A died at 6:48 pm in a brutal fire.
by Mr. Handlebars January 10, 2013
mugGet the Pipe the fuck downmug.

shut the fuck down

An alternative form to say "shut down". Especially, it can be used when shutting down the computer.
That's enough for surfing , I'm going bed.
"Shut the fuck down!!" (preferably with hardcore chorus vocals)
by qtk December 20, 2010
mugGet the shut the fuck downmug.

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