Fuckwise

Adjective used to denote an object, device, or system which has inexplicably gone horribly wrong.

John: dude can you give a lift this morning?
Anna: nah my truck’s gone fuckwise and I’ve not had time to fix it, I’m taking the bus today

by fickityfack September 14, 2020

dud fuck wife

never wants to have sex.

spent 3 weeks getting in those pants and been better off beat'n off. Put Put golf has more sex involved then my dud fuck wife.

by BeefleIron July 11, 2011

Fuckwitery

When one is demonstrating at being a total fuckwit.
The ability of one, without clue (being clueless), to use emotion without logic or rational through to argue their point.
More often than not acted out by the 'fuckwit' (see fuckwit)

They clearly did not listen, apply logic and/or thought through that, because it made no sense and therefore they are portraying fuckwitery.

by WilkiJen March 20, 2019

fuckwiehoasts

Shortly said: "Fuck, what is it called?"

Expression of not knowing the word for something
Combined of the word "fuck" in the meaning of annoyance and the german words for "how" (wie) and "is called" (heißt) in regional dialect (hoasts = heißt es)

"Can you look up this word in the dictionary, b... fuckwiehoasts?"

by Tuesjay May 15, 2024