Fucknugget

A hardened ball of male excretion produced usually a few hours after an improper ejaculation, one usually needs to see a physician after producing a fuck-nugget, as it is extremely difficult to expell from the penis.

Person 1: "Did you hear about John? He claims to have gotten a fucknugget!"
Person 2: "Oh my god, I hope he's okay!"

by mustang-wolf December 7, 2012

Fucknugget

When you fuckin a bitch hard and she orgasms so much that a little turd pops out.

Dude I banged Teresa so hard last night that she dropped a couple fucknuggets on my sheets.

by tehbel February 27, 2016

Fucknugget

Slang term for a human infant.

I've changed that little fucknugget's shitty diapers 12 times today.

by Handol July 8, 2014

fucknugget

A complete dick or troll who messes with people for shits and giggles.

WTF, that dude just stole my burger in front of me! What a fucknugget!

by StarBunny92 June 3, 2018

fucknugget

someone who's fucked and also a nugget.

person one: who is that loser
person two: oh, that fucknugget, that's just joel
person three: i mean i love nuggets, but he's a fucked nugget

by sweeatasssugar October 28, 2019

FUCKNUGGET

A turd that pops it head out after butt stuff.

Careful dude, don't make me pop a fucknugget.

by SadistNation August 8, 2022

Fucknugget

1. The best insult mainly because you cant turn it around.
2. Chicken sex.
3. A frustrated cry.

1. Guy 1: Fucknugget! Guy 2: uhh... you... you.... crimple... crimple penis??
2. Oh man. Did you see that fucknugget last night? 19 chickens all banging in an orgy!
3. This paper is being such a FUCKNUGGET (or) FUCKNUGGET! MY COMPUTER CRASHED!

by Whitetrashyt September 29, 2017