fuckjack

Kind of like fucktard, fuckhead, stupid fucking idiot, only better since without the "retard" of connotation inherent in "fucktard" and not as lame as douchbag/douche, etc.

"How about those fuckjacks (n.) who try to force their entire torso into the subway doors before they close?"

Also, as a verb:

"to describe the action of jacking the subway door open and screwing everybody else. "I totally fuckjacked my way onto the train this morning, and then some dude in a cape took a boot to my sternum."

by pikadar May 19, 2010

Fuckamist

One who sees neither the positive nor the negative in a situation, but would rather just fuck everything.

Person 1 (Pessimist) : "This glass is half empty.."
Person 2 (Optimist) : "No, the glass is half full!"
Person 3 (Fuckamist) : "What a sexy glass, I want to fuck it."

by JohnPorter December 9, 2012

fucklamode

French for “fashion.”

Such beautiful fucklamode on Willoughby—I am in looove with his designer!

by old_standardized_tester August 18, 2018

fuckdammit

exclaimation of great misfortune.

first used when i dropped a bottle of indian ink on a carpet and came out of my mouth without any cognitive effort on my part. It literally invented itself and has since been well worth the cost of some hardwood flooring.

(face it, 'gosh darn it, ive ruined another carpet' -it's just never gonna happen.)

youve scratched my car fuckdammit.

by Primer Grey November 17, 2004

fuckdamn

1) An expression saiad when one accidentally inflicts pain on ones self
2) A combination of the words fuck and damn to make a mega cuss word

FUCKDAMN! Istubbed my toe!

by melischinesefood August 18, 2009

fuckdammit

a combination of "fuck" and dammit" used in extreme frustration or depression

parents: son u got straight F's on your report card
son: fuckdammit....

by AlmostDeadly November 14, 2004

Fuckdamnit

A charming alternative to Goddamnit.

Fuckdamnit Matt, you are the stupidest person in the world..

by GeorgeOscarBluth February 13, 2006