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fuckfest 

noun

1. A social gathering fueled by any combination of caffeine, alcohol, and intoxicants; a total shitshow, but one that turns out all right.

2. A sex-filled gathering fueled by any combination of Viagra, K-Y Jelly, and sheer horniness; an orgy, but more chaotic than normal.
1. "Fuckfest at Charlie Sheen's place tonight"

2. "Fuckfest at Ron Jeremy's place tonight"
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Fuckfest 

This traffic is a fuckfest.
Fuckfest by KatJo April 25, 2006

fuckfest 

i lot of fucking... muhahahahha by a lot of people
"Today mary, Lily, bob, and fred had a fuckfest"
fuckfest by jayme January 27, 2003

Fuckfest 

Short-term duration of hooking up with someone (single or married).
The two strangers had a fuckfest for two months.
Fuckfest by MoeHB August 2, 2017

Fuckfest 

A fuckfest is when two people have marathon sex in multiple positions for an extraordinary length of time lasting longer than 12-15 minutes
Stephen and Dawn could not wait for COVID-19 to end so they could have a fuckfest.
Fuckfest by FWB2021 December 31, 2020

FuckFest-Over 

not like a sleepover at all. its basically when you go over to a guy/girls house and screw all night long. very little sleeping will go occur
guy: hey baby, are you ready for a FuckFest-Over?
girl: you know it. no sleep for you tonight, hot stuff!
FuckFest-Over by dr_johnson August 27, 2009

vehicular fuckfest 

An extreme traffic jam where every car is so jammed together that you almost feel violated because everyone is practically in each other's ass.
Shit, it's almost five o'clock, hurry up and get somewhere before this turns into a vehicular fuckfest!

I feel like a fucking sardine in this vehicular fuckfest!