Fuck-Beans

"FUCK BEANS!" is something shouted when you're pure raging at something and/or somecunt

" Ah fuck-beans, I was going to have a munch of that "

" Fuck-beans, I think the prostitute I got up last night's choked on her crunchy nut "

by Jamie Sebastian May 3, 2007

Give it the fucking beans

A phrase used when one is encouraging a peer to put maximum effort into a particular activity. Giving it the beans implies that the participant should without doubt ‘nail’ the task ahead. The ultimate battle cry.

Should i down this pint of fine beer? “...’Give it the fucking beans’ mate...”

Should i smash this pricks windscreen? “...’Give it the fucking beans’ mate...”
A fat man running to catch the bus, “...AY MATE, ‘Give it the fucking beans’...”

by kerzythelemon July 7, 2010

fuck beans

Extremely spicy pork and beans

Whoa! Those fuck beans are frickin' hot, yo!

by Willenholly September 6, 2003

Bean Fucked

To take a sac of beans, preferably in a sock, and insert it into your urethra. Works on woman and men, but the term is generally used on gay men. It is not for pleasure in any way, it is meant as torture. However, if your mind is messed up enough, it could be used as a way to reach orgasmic climax.

"Hey did you just see Tim? I heard he got Bean Fucked!"
"Is that why he was walking around the party all sad and grabbing his shaft in pain?"
"I bet so..."

by Dassah December 23, 2016

bean fuck

when you perform anal sex on a person that is in the fetal position.

Jimmy asked Suzy to get into the fetal position after he took off his pants, so that he could perfmorm a quality bean fuck

by El Windsoro April 26, 2006

fucking the bean bag chair

Having sex with a morbidly obesed person.

Jim told me he fuck a 400 pound women. He said it felt like fucking the bean bag chair.

by O beast Denise April 17, 2010

Fucking Beans

The biggest piece of shit to ever be on this WORLD. Pure poison.

Why are you serving me those fucking beans? You know I hate those.

by HateBeans April 6, 2023