Golden Frying Pan

The most expensive weapon in Team Fortress 2. This weapon, as the name implies, is a golden version of the Frying Pan. Any enemy you kill with the pan will become gold statues instead of scattered body parts (or gibs) or ragdolls. According to the official Team Fortress 2 Wiki, the only way to obtain a Golden Frying Pan is a very rare drop received for completing an Advanced or Expert Tour of Duty in Mann Up mode. If you receive the golden pan drop, the game will display a message alert saying "(user) just received a Golden Frying Pan!"

According to backpack.tf, the golden pan is worth 1620-1780 keys, or $3153 to $3860. If you do receive it, just get ready for scammers or random people to add you for trades...

Bob: "There we go, just finished my 165th tour in MvM!
TF2 System: (displays alert)
Bob: "Huh, wonder what that says?"
TF2 System: "Bob just received a Golden Frying Pan!"
Bob: "… HOLY SHI-"

by PurpleSpie April 28, 2020

Frying Chicken

The action (taken by a man) of pissing loudly with such force that it sounds like bubbling oil and frying chicken. Men who do this are alpha males, women love them.

Damn boy, you frying chicken down there? Just kidding, but you piss real loud, I like that.

by P1ssbugzz December 14, 2020

frying bacon in the nude

A real bad idea

I looked like Michael Flatley-Lord of the Dance-when I was frying bacon in the nude.That hot grease spatter burns like hell!

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

The Frying Man

An alternative to the popular program 'The Lion Man'. A fat repulsive paedo who works as a job centre advisor moves to a shared house where he lives on a diet of hideous smelling non branded foods cooked in cheap oil. The camera crews follow him in his every day life of agraphobia, depression and waiting outside schools in long jackets at home time.

"mummy, there's a man squirting milk at me through the railings. oh shit its the frying man. lock up your toddlers and get the bobbitt scissors"

by Roderick Van Chuffsplitz August 1, 2009

frying pan

A cooking item that old ladies hit criminals with.

The 90 year old woman that was being robbed hit the robber with a frying pan, knocking him out cold.

by Mickpurple20 October 4, 2012

frying pan

Something you hit a bad person over the head with.

Hey you: see my frying pan? whack! now you've seen it! goodbye!

by loveblue92 September 15, 2012

fryingpansexual

not discriminating against any food that is cooked in a cast iron skillet. for the love of all things fried

i dont care what my baby is frying up, i'm a fryingpansexual, i'll eat anything and love it.

by shyguybri December 10, 2010