Frumplebangin

The most correct, appropriate, and nice term for bangin' fat vag.

"Hey buddy, want to go to the Zeta house and go frumplebangin? I hear the whole house is thick."

by PermNasty August 26, 2009

frumper

A long, mid-calf or ankle length, loose, ugly, frumpy jumper, worn with a t-shirt, turtleneck, or polo style shirt underneath. Frumpers are most often seen on fundamentalist, homeschooling Christian women or their daughters for the sake of modesty.

I knew I had spotted a fundie family in the Walmart parking lot because the mom and her 5 daughters were wearing matching pink calico frumpers.

by not a duggar June 15, 2011

frumped

To have been subjected to sex by a frump. Similar to being fat bitched but by a girl who is ugly instead of fat. Waking up next to a bagger, butterface or Cleveland Brown. One can be frumped voluntarily, as in the case of a fat bagger or hogger.

Mike went home with that bagger from the bar last night. I think he got frumped!

by PMax March 9, 2008

frumpelstiltskin

when a person spends all day in sweats or pyjamas and gets large amounts of stuff done, all without getting ready or dressed properly.

A combination of frumpy + Rumpelstiltskin.

"What are you up to today?"

"I got up early and I've just been Frumpelstiltskin all day, getting shit done at home. I didn't even brush my teeth."

by mischief the cat June 17, 2012

frumpet

A woman who is both a frump and a strumpet. A bagger who is a slut. A whore who is also a Cleveland Brown. A butterface who will gladly put out. Frump + strumpet = frumpet.

Amy is such a frumpet. She isn't good looking, but she'll put out for just about any guy.

by PMax March 9, 2008

frumpleforeskin

Is a play on rumplestilskin. It is the act of stretching out the ball sacks over the forehead of your frumpy partner.

Hahahaha Reina was so baked I gave her a frumpleforeskin.

by MohammedMudSlaP February 13, 2008

frumper dumper

A large unattractive butt.

Most of the women i work with have frumper dumpers.

by JJ Dirtbag May 10, 2016