fruit punch

When a guys dick is so big that it looks like a fruit and he fucks a girl "short and sweet"

I heard that joey did a fruit punch on morgan last night!!!

by mwiz March 4, 2015

fruit punch

womna having period; same as other. Please note creamed fruit punch, which happens when you top off the plate with cottage cheese(not real cottage cheese, dumbass)

wow. my slut was having her period and i knew just what to do.

by horny Abe February 4, 2004

Fruit Punch Slushy

When an individual has intercourse with a female outside at precisely 7:30 AM with temperatures below freezing(32 degrees Fahrenheit). The vagina will feel hard and cold, thus resembling a blender. It is given the name "Fruit Punch Slushy" because this would just be called a suicide mission without having the female's period blood(fruit punch) to protect the penis from the inner blades of the cold vagina.

Sean: Hey Amber let's go outside for a Fruit Punch Slushy
Amber: Wow, it's so convenient I didn't put in my tampon today!
Tristan: You guys are such ratchets...

Kyle: Did you guys hear about what happened to Jared?
Reona: haha yeah I heard he thought his girl was on his period, but instead he got his dick ripped off!
Micheal: Such a freshman decision

by PMSquad October 23, 2013

fruit-punch mouth

A red colouring that someone has around their mouth, possibly stained by a drink such as fruit punch.

A quip made by Buffy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer during the first season, regarding a vampire with a blood mustache.

That guy definitely has fruit-punch mouth, although I'm not sure exactly what he drank to get that colouring around his mouth.

by avsc May 23, 2007

Jalisco Fruit Punch

When you pour a Fruit Punch Jarritos (HAS TO BE fruit punch) into a person’s anus or rectum, let it marinate, then have them squat over your face and have the mixture of marinated Jarritos and anal fluids ooze onto your face and mouth

Dam my boi she is so fine that I want to give her the ole Jalisco Fruit Punch.

by Immense Rizzler July 12, 2023

fruit punch bowl

Slang for a gay man's rectum after several partners have finished inside him in rapid succession.

12 guys just ran a train in the bathroom on some total slut and turned his ass into a fruit punch bowl.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 3, 2019

Fruit Punch Fountain

When a male gets kicked in the nutsack making him ejeculate blood. Thus being a fruit punch fountain

Whoa why is my jizz bloody? Wendy Gave me a fruit punch fountain!!!!

by Castor The Great January 1, 2009