fruitin

Noun, meaning 'cool homosexual'.

Used amongst homosexuals (or buy homosexual straight-men), it describes the act of someone being not only a faggot, or queer, but a very cool one at that!

Man that guy is so fruitin!

by gtasghehaeh February 13, 2008

Vladimir Fruitin

Person who partakes in a high fruit diet

Hello Marsha, would you like some doughnuts?
No thank you, I am a real Vladimir Fruitin this month.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Fruiting

The blossoming of a particular fruit.

McLovin- Dude where did you get that apple?

The second dude- I got it off the tree they're fruiting right now

by Scarletj._ February 23, 2017

Fruiking

The act of eating a fruit seductively in public, eye contact a must.

Bro did you see Oscar yesterday, he was fruiking out of this mind!

by Ryebird July 17, 2014

Grape fruiting

The act of a male being orally stimulated well having a gape fruit with a hole in the center moved up and down on the shaft of the males penis.

Wife: hey honey i bought a grape fruit for tonight.
Man: well i guess i am getting Grape fruiting tonight.

by Matti W. January 14, 2016

fruitini

Fruit-based martini drinks/ cocktails. Mostly are non-alcoholic 'mocktails' (or, mocktinis), though it's important to spike the damn thing with good ol'voddy (vodkatinis).

-crantini: cranberry martini.
-melontini: melon.
-appeltini: green apple.
-clementini: clementine.
-peartini: pear.
-apricotini: apricot.
-tomatini: tomato.
-peachtini: peach (basically called a Billini martini. Bellini is usually made with white peach purée/juice + champagne + crème de péche, you add the vod and bitters to make a martini).

Related cocktailian's inventions:
-chocotini/ chocatini ( 4 vod + 1 crème de cacao, stirred over ice).
-javatini ( vod + Kahlua coffee liquor + espresso garnished with a chocolate twist/ shaving).
-vodka espresso (similar to the Black Russian: 3 'triple' espresso + 2 'double' vod + dash of Kahlua + sugar syrup shaken with ice).
-nicotini (a martini drank by a snoutcast in a 'butt hut'!).
-k'tini (also spelled K-tini: has a saurkraut-stuffed olive instead of the standard piemento!).
-tequinis: tequila-based martinis (*if you are taken aback by the K'tini, then these use a 'tomolive' instead of the usual olive, which is a baby tomato stuffed with a piemento olive except these two:
-Cajun martini (use chili instead of olive).
-coyote martini (made with chilis soaked in the drink for two days).
-dillitini (a large shot of vodka + a small shot of aquavit + a handful of fresh dill. Shake over ice).
-marteanis: tea-based martini drinks like the greenteani (ice greentea martini).

'Martini culture' and 'martini bars' are all the rage in ubercool Japan (that's why it's called J-cool).
On MSNBC the other day, I watched to my shock, a bartender fixing a 'diamond-tini' for a young couple: a 'tini shaken with a 50K$ diamond in it! O_o

*If you still think that I'm bluffing, well, after you drink all those fruitinis have yourself a 'clamato': clam tomato mixture that mixologists like myself swear by as a hangover cure!

by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007

Fruitin

A retarded unicorn made of cheese that likes to gangrape children with his cheesy horn.

"Daddy, my ass is sore from that Fruitin"

by Fudg3Y February 24, 2012