super-careful, frugalistic, extra-tally-conscious

What Mary Poppins has to be whenever money is tight.

The movie got it all wrong --- the Banks family had not been having trouble with mean/colorless nannies; the nannies had all just been over-indulgent of the children, and so Mr. Banks hired Mary Poppins to teach his little ones about self-denial, willpower, and wise money-management --- Mary taught them to be "super-careful, frugalistic, extra-tally-conscious" when necessary.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

Frivalistaleetlelarian

Philospher in Frivalistaversion.

The most famous frivalistaleetlelarian of all time is Espadrilackapackeebaruyeeyee.

by Espadrilackapackeebaruyeeyee April 17, 2010

Frivalistaversion

The language of the Caligosquittells.

Caligosquittell is spelled and said the same way in English as it is in Frivalistaversion.

by Espadrilackapackeebaruyeeyee April 17, 2010

frugalsaucer

A person who pockets extra hot sauce from Taco Bell for use at home.

Dave never had buy hot sauce at the grocery store because he was a frugalsaucer.

by giggles26 July 10, 2012

frugalskate

One who doesn't spend money frivolously.
Different from a cheapskate who refuses to spend money on almost anything.

He's got so much money saved, he's such a frugalskate.

by Andrew December 21, 2004

Maximizing-Frugalist

Someone who has traits of a Maximizer (A maximizer is an individual who consistently seeks the optimal outcome for any endeavor or purchase.) and a Frugalist. (Frugal emphasizes being saving, sometimes excessively saving, especially in such matters as food or dress, bills.: Doesn't purchase unnecessary things. Thrifty)

Maximizing-Frugalist may have unnecessary purchases, but will not let the money on the item go to waste;
Buying a guitar and insisting to learn daily.
Using batteries until they no longer turn on any device.
Using a single use .50c shaver until you no longer can.

Minimizing bills; going without extra channels on TV.

Choosing a minimal phone plan, gas for the remainder of the week, making half of a frozen pizza.

As a maximizing-frugalist, I am careful with my money and make sure i get my monies worth from all that i can.

by Sumbliss June 15, 2023

frugalshame

To voice shame or disapproval of someone's extreme act of hoarding or reuse of valueless or disposable items to save money at a detriment to their health, happiness, and time.

I saw Bob pulling a broken fan out of the dumpster. He told me he was going to save it and try to fix it. I had to frugalshame him and remind him a new one that works is literally $10 at the Dollar General.

by meisnick September 22, 2021