front bum

n. The next person in line for a welfare check. An individual who usually lays outside K-Marts.

Be careful on your way out, as to not trip over the front bum.

by Dane C. Eiteneier - Esoteric January 16, 2008

front bum

A genetic disorder caused by the absence of the SRY gene in homo sapiens and other primates thus causing a pair of double x chromosomes to form. Henceforth these individuals develop a front bum. This disorder is not treatable and not having one when one should have one may lead to serious complications.

To quote Sir Mix A Lot "Baby got back," in the front. Therefore the bum looks as if it is attached not only to the back but to the front and the double x person looks the same from the back as the front thus creating a front bum.

by Dr. Pants, Dr. Consuela, Dr. Kitting September 3, 2008

front bum

ya fanny or the front of your ass

1-u have a front bum
2-dont you mean fanny

by gob shite May 23, 2005

front bum destroyer

Someone who has "front bummed" and built a reputation from violent intercourse.

You can refer to yourself as a "front bum destroyer".

I'll destroy that.

I'll then call myself the 'Front Bum Destroyer'.

by apldk March 22, 2013

Front bum poo

Child birth

Check out the size of that pregnant woman. She must be aching for a front bum poo!

by N8o August 20, 2013

front bum wedgie

Pulling ones undies into a wedgie at the front pubic area, particularly with the vagina. This could also be achieved by wearing a G string backwards. It can be used as a loving gesture to ones partner to get a shocking response

"hey darl check my front bum wedgie"
"hey darl bet you never seen this before" (pull a front bum wedgie"

by Bakes Galaxy January 16, 2015

front bum fart

when a woman emits gas from her pussy

when pumping a female, you pull out your cock and she farts out of her vagina hence the name front bum fart

by jammbo October 30, 2007