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Froglart

A complete and utter faggot. A person who is a froglart has a birth certificate that is just an apology from the abortion clinic because of their failure. Hobos call them poor. These kind of people do things like excreting on their hands and rubbing it on their face. They are proof that god has a sense of humor. They can only hope to be the man that their mother is. You will never forget the first time you see one but you will try. Their IQ results are generally in the negative. You would rather die of testicular cancer than talk to a froglart. They are as useless as a screendoor on a submarine. It looks like their face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork. They are a waste of sperm. They are also a toxic waste of life that does not deserve to breath. As children, not even pedophiles would be interested in them. They have a penis the size of a tic tac but it doesn't matter because they are such faggots that they would never want a women and could never get a man.
"What is that?!", said the horrified school children
"It's a froglart." Replied Superman
"My name is Ryan." Exclaimed the foul beast
by ryanisafroglart April 28, 2014
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Frogplay

A fetish wherein the female places marbles within her vagina, to capacity. As the male approaches, the female expels the volume contained therein at the feet of her mate. The male, making the appropriate sounds (ribbit), expels his ejaculate over the marbles.
“Devin and I were trying frogplay last night, but his tadpole was inadequate
by themostillustrious June 12, 2020
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Frogslap

A sexual act. At climax the male partner ejaculates into his hand and spreads the semen between his fingers, mimicking the webs between a frogs hand. He then proceeds to slap his female or male partner in the face with the frog like semen covered hand.
She didn't want me to blow my load on her face so I frogslapped that whore.
by Jizzy McTasty December 2, 2011
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Froggle

A videogame featuring a frog with a long, grappling tongue that swings around a world of terrariums in order to renew his Froggle license.
"Froggle, Froggle, motherfucker."
by Gualtiero December 9, 2008
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Froul Mates

When two people are destined to be friends. It's like soul mates but for friends.
The people think alike and act alike. These actions reaffirm the fact that you and your friend are froul mates.
Dude I was thinking the same thing! We're so froul mates!
by Amber/Laura December 25, 2009
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frogulent

Appearance, behavior or sound resembling that of a frog.
Well, that salesperson seemed rather frogulent today, don't you think?
by Bobfry Tube May 23, 2016
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Frogussy

Word originally from tiktok when a person is flashed by a females frog badussy
“Nah put that frogussy away”

“Got her whole frogussy out”

Not the frogussy”
by BBLDrakesdad April 5, 2022
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