The "frogger" is a sexual maneuver in which the copulating couple engage in anal sex on the curbside of a busy street. As the man removes his penis from his lady friend's anal rectum, he ejaculates on her back and pushes her into moving traffic. If the woman is hit and killed, both lose. However, if she reaches the other side of the street, both win. The couple can receive bonus points for each car dodged on the busy thoroughfare.
I did a frogger with my girlfriend on Main St. in Charlottesville, Virginia. She dodged traffic after I spunked all over her. When she got to the other side, she jumped on a lilly pad.
Jaywalking across a busy street while avoiding cars.
I don't want to walk all the way to the crosswalk, let's just frogger it.
He just froggered that street like a boss!
We were froggering across the highway when she got nailed by a truck.
The updated defintion involving an overwatch Reddit Lucio: You know who Redshell is right? Cool, now make him Australian and give him 3 pounds of crack a second and that's Frogger.
Person 1: Have Redshell and Frogger made a dedicated video where they 1v1 to prove who the better lucio is?
1. A frog who's sole purpose is to hop across a 4 lane highway and a log filled pond while avoiding numerous vehicles and crocodiles, while collecting flies and humping the girl frog. The scenario increases in difficulty when Frogger returns home five times. Oh, and Frogger can't swim.
2. Some dude who is obsessed with someone who can live their entire life on spam, vienna sausage, corn beef, rice, or canned sardines, and is mistakenly referred to as stalking said person.