brain fried

When your brain feels so overloaded with work/stress/homework that you can't think straight and temporarily don't feel like doing anything that takes too much thinking.

Person A: "Hey, can you help me with math?"

Person B: "I don't know man, I feel brain fried right now.. I just got done with my exam."

by someboredguy May 30, 2011

deep fried meme

When a high quality meme is screen shot, reposted and re-filtered so many times over that it has a yellowish, low quality resolution and looks like it was deep fried.

Guy: "Man, go like that meme I posted."
Guy 2: "Nah man, that shit a deep fried meme, I like my memes fresh."

by Memegod420 November 21, 2016

Frieda

Frieda is a very open person and will listen to anything that people tell her she is a great listener. Friedas can be real moody but just make them smile never be rude because friedas will get really pissed and start talking smack. Friedas are very real and chill about things that are crazy. They are one of the most chillest and coolest people you will ever meet. They have so much confidence. Friedas are known to be gorgeous not only from the inside but on the outside. Friedas are one of the funniest people you will ever meet! They are carefree! They love to flirt. Friedas fall for gentlemen. Keep them interested and they will fall for you in no time. Although she can look mean and rude from upfar she is one of the nicest persons ever. Just get to know friedas and listen to them when they are talking to you especially on a serious topic they really appreciate it and it makes them feel cared for and loved.

Hey frieda is so cool right?!!

by fiveguy12345 November 21, 2017

Egg fried rice

The easiest food to make you only need egg, fried and rice if you can't do it u fuck up u parents are going to disown u!

haiyaa why u use saucepan to cook rice. Your Egg fried rice is gonna be wet and sticky haiyaa

by little blue blob January 22, 2021

friedchickeniqua

A girl who loves to eat fried chicken

Man look at that muncher it's like friedchickeniqua

by Chickeniqua February 7, 2014

Thomas Friedman

Thomas Friedman is an ex-pornstar and op-ed writer for the New York Times. Friedman is a 'radical centrist, and writes from the point of view of the creamy middle of the political spectrum. Like other journalistic hacks, he believes that bipartisanship for the sake of bipartisanship is the greatest good politicians should strive for, regardless of the outcome. He is also known for his advocacy of a 'Third Party' candidacy for president, despite the fact that most of his political views are already represented by Centrist Democrats and President Obama.

Friedman is often criticized for his bizarre writing style. As Matt Taibbi famously put it: "He has an anti-ear, and it's absolutely infallible; he is a Joyce or a Flaubert in reverse, incapable of rendering even the smallest details without genius."

Friedman is the author of "The World is Flat, which is wrong, because the Earth is actually round.

Guy #1: Did you read today's Thomas Friedman op-ed? He was talking about how a Paan vendor in Mumbai told him that globalization is like an inverted ice cream cone with a sizzling steak on top of it with a wireless internet connection. I've got no clue what the hell he's talking about.

Guy #2: No, I don't read Thomas Friedman. I'm not a lobbyist or a corporate CEO.

by Ufotofu9 August 5, 2011

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011