friendcest

Dating/hooking up with someone in your circle of friends.

We had a tight crew until Anna started committing friendcest with everyone.

by Delicious Josh June 21, 2007

FriendFuck

Fucking one of your friends just once, only to never have any sexual content ever again.

Dude, me and Cathy friendfucked.

by The Adjonasis June 16, 2016

friendjack

verb. upon breaking up with a partner, the partner steals all the friends that you've had during the relationship, leaving you friendless.

Bitch friendjacked me!
She friendjacked the shit out of him when they broke up.
He was the victim of a serious friendjacking.

by Mudbone February 1, 2008

friendfic

A friendfiction is just like a fanfiction but instead of using characters from a show/movie/book, you use real life people. Mostly your friends. Hence the name, 'friendfic'. If you have no friends, I'm sorry. But you can always use people you stalk on the Internet! Some of the friendfics can get pretty sexual or gruesome. So be prepared.

I wrote a friendfic about you. It got weird.

by Craylay921 November 17, 2013

Friendcest

One of the great phrases to describe the fuck-upity-ness of cross-boundry, inter-friendship 'relating'

FRIENDCEST - Dating friends, dating your friends friends. You already like them... your friends already like them, so why not....... fuck it all up?"

The phenomena of inter group dating / relating in social groupings. esp. relevent to university and post university friend bases.

"I'm friendcesting your ex, Michelle.."
-"no worries mate, i'm doing your sister."

by RoxyStarr August 4, 2005

friendcest

The act of developing feelings for one of your best friends in the world when you’ve got an absolute 0.000% chance of being with them. This person loves you as much as a friend could possibly love you, but it never quite crosses over to the romantic side! It’s absolute hell, especially because this person shows you soooo much love and if you’re a petty lil bitch, you’ll think they’re leading you on simply because they just care for you constantly. Get that shit out of ur head- remember who you’re dealing with here! Then one day, you wake up, look at yourself in the mirror like you have 84 heads, and you ask yourself what the actual fuck you’re thinking because dating this person would be like dating your sibling....and that’s disgusting- it’s literally incest! Essentially, youve got your head jammed so far up your own ass you can see the light of day thru your own nostrils. If it’s meant to be, something will happen, but if it’s not, love this person truly for what they give you each and every: an incredible friendship. Do not let the sadness of not having them keep you from enjoying the friendship. Oh an also, remember to give them the same best friend love they give you. I’m not fucking kidding. This is so important.

Best of luck to you all, I hope you stop mentally masturbating soon! Cheers

Me: ahhh I can’t believe this! She’s my best friend and I just can’t keep myself from falling in love with her. She’s so warm and kindhearted and she gives the best hugs...

Friend: GURL. She’s ur bff that’s literally friendcest. Fuck the feelings, focus on the amazing friendship!

Me: ugh ur right. I love her too much for this shit anyway

Friend: damn right you do. And she loves the living daylight out of you too

by Melodramatic909 March 4, 2018

friendcest

Friendcest occurs when one person dates a bunch of people from the same group of friends, usually one at a time. This is often partially the fault of the group of friends, as they do not learn from their friends' mistakes.

Kenith had dated Camille, tried to date Brittany, and now is going after Brittany's sister? Woah thats major friendcest.

by Sarah #2 July 17, 2005