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Freshmen 

The new kids in high school. These kids often still think school is like middle school, and are the perfect victims for pranks and torment like wedgies, swirlies, purple nurples, wet willies, noogies, and being stuffed into lockers.
I used to torment freshmen at every opportunity I got. From hanging wedgies on the flagpole to stripping them naked and parading them into the crowded hallways, I was always making sure freshmen were thoroughly humiliated throughout the school years.
Freshmen by Rappunk799 June 16, 2014

Freshmen 

Freshmen are snot nosed butt holes who think they're the shit when about 50% them actually smell like shit. Freshmen goof around too much that's why most of them can even handle a 1 page essay. Then they start crying about it like little piggies. When a Freshman tries to be tough all you got to do is dip them in a toilet with a bowl full of pesticides yea!!! that will do it. haha
Freshmen: Hey did you watch the teletubies last night.
Prince Sade: No unfortunately I don't do cuddle hugs.
Freshman: Aww you need one hehe
Prince Sade: Aww you wanna die
Freshman: you meanie!!!!
Prince Sade: yea that's right go drown yourself in a bowl of pesticides and sing the song Teletubies, Teletubies say HELL NO!! UH-OHHHHH.
Freshmen by Prince Sade June 19, 2009

Freshmen 

When you do an activity you're interested for an extensive amount of time, often pulling several all-nighters and focusing on that activity.
Person 1: "Yo, you gunna freshmen tonight?"
Person 2: "Yeah when I get home I'm gunna play Guild Wars (video game) all night"

Person 1: "Damn, we have a lot of homework tonight"
Person 2: "Yeah man we gotta freshmen homework"
Freshmen by bigmoh July 24, 2011

Freshmen 

The definition of freshmen is:

Females- a stupid skank bitch who dumps an upperclassmen for no fucking reason, the term freshmen can be used to someone of any age such as 1, 48, or even 99 years of age

Males- a dumbass cunt nugget who thinks he's the bomb, or any guy who does stuff just to be cool, although he is a complete fucking retarded cock browny. again this can be used for a guy of any age, ranging from age 4 to 10984

between two friends
(guy1) "dude my girlfriend dumped me"

(guy2) "dude she's a fucking freshmen"

(guy1) "no she's a junior"

(guy2) "no you havent heard? there's a new definition, yeah it means anybody who dumps their special someone for no reason!"
Freshmen by CRNoel2011 November 15, 2009

Freshmen 

The school rolls are calling for Freshmens!
Freshmen by 459395 March 25, 2022

Freshmen 

A bunch of immature little 14 year olds who think they know it all just because they’re not in middle school anymore. Little do they know what high school has planned for them later on. They have a long 4 years to go. And usually on the first day, you’ll see them nervous and they’ll freak out because they don’t know where to go. And they are more likely to get bullied than any other grade because they are at the bottom of the high school food chain.
Sophomore: “Man these freshmen are annoying

Junior: “Weren’t you a freshman a few months ago”?

Sophomore: “Yeah, but not anymore”
Freshmen by TEEGUY July 5, 2024