freshershest

Super-fresh. Being of the utmost freshness.

This new Old Spice is the freshershest deodorant I have ever used.

by Matsuflex March 21, 2010

Freshestcum

A popular meme page on Instagram that is hated by almost everyone because of how bad it is. That’s the irony in it.

I think freshestcum died he stopped posting

Hurray

by Shkdurp February 15, 2021

Freshers decline

1) The trend of university freshers getting shitter each year, i.e. participating in less extra-curricular activity, going out less, lowered promiscuity

2) The trend seen with university clubs and societies, in which attendance from fresher members of the group declines to negligible levels over the semester(s)

Person A: Attendance from freshers has tanked the past couple of months
Person B: Yeah man, freshers decline is a bitch

by Equinsu ocha April 20, 2019

Freshershist

The ultimate freshness. Nearly the only way to achive this is with Old Spice. It is the Chuck Norris of freshness.

The only known people to have this are Bruce Campell, Isaiah Mustafa and Terry Crews

Fresh
Fresher
Freshest
Freshershist

or

"I used Old Spice this morning"
"I can tell, your pits are the Freshershist I have ever seen!"

by Old MacSpice May 20, 2010

freshers week rash

The small rash on one's wrist from the numerous freshers week wristbands worn during freshers week.

Student 1: Aren't you going to wash your hands?
Student 2: No, it'll irritate my freshers week rash.

by Abrewdonian September 25, 2010

Freshers Flu

British Uni slang for what is almost certainly Syphilis

John: I think I have Freshers Flu.
Me: No John, you just have Syphilis

by DaddyLush September 17, 2017

fresherschatten

a fresh pile of steaming dung

dude, you totally stepped in that fresherschatten

by t-bagged by jesus September 12, 2011