Frenchinese

A person not necessariy residing in France or China, but of French and Chinese descent. Being racially 'mixed' Frenchinese people are subject to stellar French beauty, charm and romance as well as Chinese logic, superior abilities in the field of mathematics, and video game skills. However, this talent is usually neglected due to the more socialist roots of the Frenchinese as they are more influenced by the social sciences. Overall, a romantic and a passifist, somewhat conceited and intelligent, the Frenchinese possess the best of both worlds.

If you were to combine the DNA of Casanova, Mao Tse-Tung, Blaise Pascal, Ed Westwick and Walshy into an artificial sperm and inject it into Aurelie Claudel's womb, the result would be a typical Frenchinese offspring.

France China French Chinese Ed Westwick Walshy Mao Tse-Tung

by HarmonicAaron October 10, 2009

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frenchified

To have contracted or be infected with venereal disease(s), often in reference to prostitution or numerous sexual partners. (19th Century slang).

I wouldn't goto to bed with her, I think she's frenchified.

by bishun March 7, 2008

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Franchise Sized Fuckup

Simply put, an unecessary mistake, which stemmed from a smaller problem, which didn't get resolved. As a result the issue got a lot bigger.

The term Franchise is used as the goal of many small businesses is to become well established, with a solid foundation and processes, which will enable them to Franchise out. This enables a small business to become a larger business.

Father: Do you take the car in to get repaired yesterday like I asked you?
Son: Umm, no. I forgot. What's the big deal?
Father: The big deal is, I need to pick your mother up from the airport in an hour and god knows whether I'm going to get there and back in one piece... this is a Franchise Sized Fuckup!

by buckonz October 18, 2008

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Dick Frenching

The act of two fully erect penises love-locked in a ballet of sorts. Usually follows an evening meal or hard drink.

Guy 1: Things were going really great with Mark until we started dick frenching.

Guy 2: Can you just take your damn coffee and leave?

by hyperbeam! October 7, 2009

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Franchise-Ghetto

A cluster of at least a half-dozen nationally recognized chain eateries, hotels and retail stores. They are located in suburban areas and in rural regions at the crossings of two or more major highways. Franchise-ghettos thrive in areas of low population density that have heavy motor vehicle traffic. They generate lots of revenue but sap local communities of originality and commercial diversity, giving thousands of American communities a bland sense of sameness.

The "Goodman Rd @ I-55 Corridor" is a massive franchise-ghetto located in the suburban Memphis cities of Southaven & Horn Lake. This area of only one square-mile features an Applebee's, Arby's, Baskin Robbins, Best Western, Buffalo Wild Wings, Burger King, Chick-Fil-A, Chuck E Cheese's, Courtyard By Marriot, Cracker Barrel, Crystal's Hamburgers, Drury Inn, Dunkin Donuts, Edible Arrangements, Firehouse Subs, Five Guys Burgers, Golden Corral, Hampton Inn, Hardee's, Hilton Garden Inn, Holiday Inn Express, Home2 Suites, IHOP, KFC, Logan's Roadhouse, Longhorn Steakhouse, McDonald's (x2), Motel 6, O'Charley's, Olive Garden, On The Border, Outback Steakhouse, Popeye's Chicken, Red Lobster, Residence Inn, Sonic, Starbuck's (x2), Steak 'n Shake, Subway (x2), Taco Bell, TGI Friday's and Wendy's.

by LeighRay November 6, 2017

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frenching

NO! it's not just shoving your tounge down thier throat, you have to massage thier tounge with yours while they massage yours with thiers. This comes much more natural then you would think. If done for more than 2 minutes, it's considered "Making Out".

Damn that was a good kiss. I love frenching my girlfriend.

by Jim Flinch February 15, 2004

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