The condition resulting from consumption of a freezy (or
popsicle or other frozen goodness) in which one become incapable of doing
anything but eating said frozen
treat.
One is essentially paralyzed until the treat has been consumed.
Mike: Hey dude, can pass me the
carpet samples?
Justin: Nah dude, I've got the
Freezy Paralysis. You'll have to wait until I regain the use of my hands.