freelance

a euphemism for being unemployed

Stop calling yourself a freelance financial analyst and just admit that you're unemployed like the rest of us.

by TheGoocher July 2, 2009

Freelance

To masturbate without any pornographic materials (eg movies or pictures) but to use mental images of past sexual experiences or made up ones. If you can master freelancing you will save on your Internet bill and be able to pleasure yourself anywhere anytime.

I freelanced in the toilets at work without having to use a mobile phone to access pornographic sites or having to use a magazine.

by FBS for LIFE July 31, 2011

freelancer

A gun for hire, they work for the person with the most money.

Or your mom when the rent is due.

person: Imma hire a freelancer artist
person 2: cool

by EXFUCKINGSPLOSIONS! June 10, 2019

freelance

Going commando without any underwear, and freeing up the man's penis.

Boy, was it hot in Phoenix today. I had to freelance to cool off.

by quicksilverrose June 9, 2010

freelancing

Something you do if you want to spent intimate time with your PC on Saturday night and avoid your family's zombie movie choices.

A job that at times may drive you crazy and at others be quite satisfying. Pay varies greatly depending on the amount of BS you are willing to put up with.

Sorry honey I'm freelancing.

by Greylancer March 6, 2010

Freelance

An talented and dedicated gamer that always look out for his team.

Dude, that guy that just killed me is such a freelance.

by Danly May 28, 2008

Freelancer

A game that is crap that no one plays.

<Nooblet> Freelancer is so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<S_P> ROFL you play freelancer
<-- ChanServ has kicked Nooblet from #1.6 (User has been banned from the channel ROFL Freelancer)

by IE n00b April 11, 2005