fred flintstone
i'll explain in this
fred flintstone by www July 2, 2003
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Fred Flintstone by BJT9000 January 8, 2003
Fred Flintstone
Fat Lazy Piece of Crap-Get me a beer and and make me a sandwich!
Chick who Goes with Him-Go get them yourself, you fat tub of goo! I'm busy!
Chick who Goes with Him-Go get them yourself, you fat tub of goo! I'm busy!
Fred Flintstone by Shawn B. April 30, 2003
Fred Flintstone
Fred Flintstone by Gison April 13, 2010
Fred Flintstone
Fred Flintstone, or Fred, is a placeholder name for any man whose name you do not know that fits the following requirements:
Has a temper, impatient, womanizer, macho, overweight, hair is thinning, five o'clock shadow, blue collar, has a favorite bowling ball, mows the lawn three times a week, at least forty years of age, doesn't do "women's work", says words like "gizmo", "gadget", "reefer", and MonDEE, quotes Andrew Dice Clay five times a day, is homophobic, right-wing, listens to Bruce Springsteen and The Beach Boys, reads the periodicals, has a skin tag, watches the local news, has a landline phone, wife is a red-head, has a friend named Barney, daughter brought home a foreigner. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Hank Hill, Charlie Brown, or Homer Simpson.
Has a temper, impatient, womanizer, macho, overweight, hair is thinning, five o'clock shadow, blue collar, has a favorite bowling ball, mows the lawn three times a week, at least forty years of age, doesn't do "women's work", says words like "gizmo", "gadget", "reefer", and MonDEE, quotes Andrew Dice Clay five times a day, is homophobic, right-wing, listens to Bruce Springsteen and The Beach Boys, reads the periodicals, has a skin tag, watches the local news, has a landline phone, wife is a red-head, has a friend named Barney, daughter brought home a foreigner. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Hank Hill, Charlie Brown, or Homer Simpson.
Neighbor: Hey you! Stop all that swearing while you're outside! There's ladies here!
Guy: No problem Fred.
Neighbor: What was that!!!?
Scenario 2
Co-worker: If that yuppie intern keeps smart mouthing me, I'm gonna give him a knuckle sandwich!
Guy: Hey! Calm down Fred Flintstone. He's just a kid.
Co-worker: How many times do I have to tell you? My name's not Fred... WILMAAAAAAA!!!
Guy: No problem Fred.
Neighbor: What was that!!!?
Scenario 2
Co-worker: If that yuppie intern keeps smart mouthing me, I'm gonna give him a knuckle sandwich!
Guy: Hey! Calm down Fred Flintstone. He's just a kid.
Co-worker: How many times do I have to tell you? My name's not Fred... WILMAAAAAAA!!!
Fred Flintstone by pablo2by4 May 31, 2016
Fred Flintstone
A huge monster schlong thats a super chode, but is insanely callousey because thats what Fred Flintstone sues to stop his car.
Fred Flintstone by IBILISTAKID December 10, 2021
fred flintstone feet
A cartoon character based in the stone age that has square-looking feet that are excellent for peddling cars. Often hard to find shoes to fit such odd looking feet.
It's a good thing Chris has Fred Flintstone Feet to get him where he needs to go since he was a TARD and got his bike stolen.
fred flintstone feet by Tara May 18, 2005