Freakbob

A super extra freaky person whose aura and rizz surpasses skibidii.

They swear allegiance to The order of the Eye of Rah.
A freakbob must holds a Degree from Shiz University and educated by The rizz lord, SpongeBob.
Is now a Strat(If Frat and Sorority had a child with much rizz)
Founded by Omegas(Steph,Julia,Sofia,Lily and Anna) who were the first people to answer John Pork’s call before his disappearance.

Only Freakbobs can say that bro

by JASSL February 18, 2026

Freakbob Martini

A martini with what ever your heart desires. Any liquids will suffice (alcoholic if you will!). For bonus points, put a scoop of ice cream scoop in and yell "IT'S A FLOATER!!!111!!!"

Bob: Aw man! We have such random alcohols, what do we make??!!!
Marley: Bro, just make a freakbob martini!!!
Bob: Omg! You're so right, I'll even add a scoop of ice cream.
Marley: IT'S A FLOATER!!!!!111!!

by Bobbyslimjimm January 28, 2025

Freakbook

An individual with tendency toward excessive or irrational suspiciousness and distrustfulness of Facebook.

John wouldn't put his real name on Facebook, what a freakbook!

by Dom Mass August 14, 2010

freaknob

From the combination of freak and knob, this term is used to define the level of a person's weirdness.

Mary likes to suck on her own toes at night. Her freaknob is set at 10!

by Ernst Schneider August 5, 2003

Freakbomb

A hippie's version of refering to a freak. Generally freakbombs are skinny, spotty, and can vary from wearing glasses to not washing for weeks on end.

Hippie:Stephen the freakbomb's taking bullshit again

Goth: Man he fucking smells...

by Tarja Turunen January 23, 2008

Freakbot

I girl that likes to get her freak on. I.e. A promiscuous female or "Freakbot"

Damn, I met this freakbot at the bar last night and we went back to my apartment and got our freak on.

by RnRBen August 22, 2010

freakjob

A word that can be used as a replacement for most swear words. Using freak as a replacement for the F word, and adding job to make it sound like it means something dirty.

That was the most freakjobbing retarded thing I've ever seen

She is one sick little freakjob

by Xann February 3, 2008